If there was a single phrase I thought I would never say in my life, one of them would definitely be “Tetris Condom.” But seeing as YOLO, here goes…
Guys, if your unit is square, red and bumpy, you might want to see a doctor about it.
[via Reddit via Geeks are Sexy]
How many intimate moments have been ruined by fighting to open up a condom wrapper? Far too many. However, those days may be over thanks to this unique new design. Designer Ben Pawle has created a new type of wrapper that lets you get the condom out of the package using just one hand.
This design features a perforated seam that easily opens when you slide your thumb along the face of the packet. The condom then falls neatly into your hand. It couldn’t be easier. Your moment of passion won’t be disrupted, and you can get on with your business.
The design comes from the result of a study at the Glasgow School of Art, where they were looking into ways to make life easier for disabled people. Though this design can help us all.
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In most situations, if you drop your phone into water, there’s a good chance that it’s toast. Granted, there are ways to save it, if it wasn’t underwater for too long. The Gooma Case Marine is a soft polyurethane skin that stretches over your phone that’s designed to protect it from water.
The condom-like Case Marine is only 0.25mm thick and has a JIS rating of IPX8, which means that it’s waterproof to nearly 33 feet. That’s pretty amazing for something so thin. Naturally, you’ll need to peel it off in order to use the dock connector or headphone jack. The current version works with iPhone 4/4S and Samsung Galaxy II phones, but an iPad version is in the works as well.
The premium version of the Gooma Case Marine sells for as little as $38 if you happen to live in Japan, but if you must have one, you can find it at the Japan Trend Shop for the rather ridiculous price of $71(USD) – plus shipping.
Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. “I’m a nerd and have absolutely no use for Star Wars condoms aside from collecting them and displaying them next to my carded action figures.” Well, nerdlings, you never know. You may meet a girl one day who loves Star Wars as much as you. And if you do, it’s good to be safe. You don’t want a bunch of little padawans in the house before you are ready.
These Star Wars condom designs by Benedetto Papi will help keep your lightsaber out of trouble, even during human-cyborg relations according to C-3PO.
Sadly you can’t buy these, but you can admire the design and wonder what it would be like to use these with an actual woman. And no, it won’t be Leia or Padme. Though if you’re lucky, you might just land a Twi’lek dancer.
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