Star Wars Landspeeder Punchbowl Tiki Mug Set: DUI on Tatooine

Tropical tiki drinks: I daydream about them often, usually when I’m stuck at work under horrible fluorescent lighting watching the time pass at a snail’s pace. Enter this $70 X-34 Landspeeder tiki mug set crafted by Geeki Tikis and available from Tonyk. I can already close my eyes and imagine myself much happier at happy hour.

The X-34 Landspeeder punchbowl itself holds 20-ounces, making it a relatively small punch bowl but the perfect size for a personal punch bowl. Of course, every punch bowl is personal size if you try hard and believe in yourself. The set also includes 2-ounce mini muglets of Luke Skywalker and his trusty astromech droid R2-D2 for when you just need to take a shot first (like Han!).

I’ve actually started collecting tiki mugs, but I have to watch myself when I’m buying them because my collection can’t grow too large too quickly without my wife taking notice. “Just how many tiki mugs does one person need?” I imagine her asking while I bite my tongue and don’t ask her many pairs of shoes one person needs because I’m tired of sleeping on the sofa downstairs.

[via Geeks Are Sexy]

Rick And Morty Tiki Mugs: Drinking in the Multiverse

Rick and Morty fans are going to love drinking their fancy cocktails out of these 15-ounce tiki mugs. Ten characters from the hit show are available like Rick, Morty, Scary Terry, Bird Person, Evil Morty, Pickle Rick, Mr, Poopy Butthole, and more.

I would never admit to drinking from a poopy butthole though and neither should you. Maybe I’ll just keep that one locked in the cupboard. I just don’t want my lips on a poopy butthole. Does it ever truly get clean, even in the dishwasher? I guess you could bleach it, but that’s a lot of work. I could stick stuff in it, like my pens and pencils, but that just seems weird. Yeah, that one is a no go, but I like the rest.

These mugs are dishwasher and microwave safe and cost $18 a piece from Entertainment Earth. So if you get the whole set it will cost you a crazy $180. Too bad we can’t use a portal gun to travel to the nearest dimension and get them cheaper. It isn’t easy being a fan sometimes. You gotta pay up so you can drink up in style.

via [The Awesomer via Geekologie]

Star Trek TOS Geeki Tikis: Beam Me Up a Drink, Scotty!

If you’re like me, and love both Star Trek and tiki drinks, today is your lucky day. That’s because we can now buy this awesome set of Geeki Tiki tumblers inspired by The Original Series.

The set of six officially-licensed 14oz. ceramic tikis features likenesses of Captain Kirk, Dr. McCoy, a Gorn, a Klingon, Mr. Spock, and a Mugato. I like to imagine that the crew just beamed down to a planet where the locals sit on the beach and sip Mai Tais and Daiquiris all day. While Spock might refuse their hospitality, Kirk would get so drunk. I know it.

You can grab the complete set on Amazon for $119.99, but you can also pick them up individually if you want to pick and choose.