Talking Urinal Cakes Tell Drunks to Get a Cab While You Pee

It happens even to the best people you know. They might have had too much to drink at a party that was unexpectedly wild, and now they’re too drunk to drive themselves home. The unfortunate thing to this is that sometimes, they’re not aware of that fact themselves.

Talking Urinal Cake

This is a situation that the folks over in Michigan know all too well, because they’ve devised these talking urinal cakes that tell drunk folks not to drink and drive – as they’re peeing.

Once some pee passes through it, it pipes up to say:

Hey there big guy! Having a few drinks? Then listen up! Think you’ve had one too many? Then it’s time to call a cab or a sober friend for a ride home. It sure is safer and a hell of a lot cheaper than a DWI. Make the smart choice tonight, don’t drink and drive. Remember, your future is in your hand.

Another one goes something like:

Here’s a real friendly reminder. Don’t drive drunk. If you do and you get arrested, the next urinal you pee in will be in jail, with a hairy guy named Bubba standing behind asking you to pick up the soap…

The Michigan State Police have made these available to 200 selected bars all across the state. It sounds funny and quirky, but I think it’s one smart idea to remind drunk drivers to stay off the road. At least, some of them, anyway.

[via NY Daily News via Dvice]


GoGirl Female Urination Device Lets Women Go… on the Go!

When you gotta go, you gotta go. It’s easier for guys, because they can pee virtually anywhere with how the male anatomy is set up. But if you’re a girl, then you’re going to have to hold it in the best way you can if you can’t make it to the bathroom in time.

This is probably a problem that’s shared by hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of women all over the world. And it’s one issue that FemMed has been happy to take on with the release of their portable female urinal, the GoGirl.

go girl

To use the urination device, women will still need to find a room or place where they can go in private, but it doesn’t have to be a bathroom because the GoGirl is a literally portable toilet. Once they find a comfy enough spot, they just need to hold the GoGirl against their bodies and pee. It’s designed to prevent spills and splashes, and can either be thrown out or washed out and reused later.

It’s a way better alternative than peeing in a grassy field or worse, peeing in your pants. A GoGirl single tube is priced at $12.99 (USD), a 3-pack sells for $34.97, and a 13-pack retails for $134.99. What do you think?

[via Oh Gizmo!]


Rock Out with your C#ck Out, Playable Guitar Urinal

guitar urinal Rock Out with your C#ck Out, Playable Guitar Urinal
Introducing Guitar Pee the guitar shaped urinal that you play with your pee. This custom urinal was made by Billboard Brasil and is touring around bars in that country. Your stream hits specially made frets and corresponding music comes out of the speaker amp above. After you pee a song on the electric guitar, an LCD screen gives you a custom number and you can then go onto a website and download your mpee3 of your pee music. “Action” video? You got it, right here:

(via cnet)

Rock Out with your C#ck Out, Playable Guitar Urinal


Guitar Pee Musical Urinal: Pee to Play

It’s official: video games and urinals go together. I know, I know ladies, it’s sexist. Women should be bombarded with advertisement even in the most private of spaces too! Advertisements like this interactive urinal, which takes the slang “Rock out with your cock out” to a whole new, never should have existed level.

guitar pee billboard urinal by almapbbdo

The Guitar Pee was made by Brazilian ad agency AlmapBBDO for Billboard Music Brasil. The urinal has triggers that look like guitar strings. Pee on the triggers and you play music. But it doesn’t stop there: the urinal actually saves your masterpiece as an “M-Pee-3″, which you can download on the promotional website. I hope it doesn’t save an MPee4 of your flute.

Women of the world unite! Stand up and fight for your right for poop drums!

[via Geekologie]

 


Sega urinal game ‘Toylets’ goes on sale to general public, sink companion still missing (video)

Sega Toylets urinal game

In an effort to reduce male patron's messiness (and grab some cash from locales not necessarily associated with gaming) Sega's Toylets can now be found in restrooms across Japan -- and even in a handful of cities overseas. You won't need to make the laborious trek to your nearest bar or arcade to beat the high score any more, however, as Sega's now put the urinal games terminal up for sale to (Japanese) Joe Public. A sensor at the base will detect pressure and, er, volume which acts as the controls. A screen at eye level will show your progress, and you can expect several short-but-sweet games in the style of Rhythm Tengoku or Warioware. It all comes a price though -- you'll need to stump up 140,000 yen (around $1750) for the device itself and 10,000 yen ($125) a piece for games. The porcelain is (unfortunately) not included.

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