This Death Star isn’t going to knit itself. Use the Force when you’re creating your out of this world knit crafts with a Lightsaber Crochet Hook Grip. As if holding a sharp needle in public wasn’t scary enough, now you’re wielding the most dangerous weapon in the galaxy far far away. Made of polymer clay and just $15. Geek on, geek. (via geek crafts)
Use the Force: Lightsaber Crochet Hook
A Game of Thrones takes place in Westeros, but for all we know, this doesn’t correspond with any place… it might as well take place in a galaxy far, far away.
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Yes, sure, technically, Leia is now a Disney Princess, but you don’t need to be a smart-ass about it. You knew exactly what we meant when we said Disney Princesses With Lightsabers!
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. Check out this geektastic Star Wars bathroom setup. It’s a lightsaber toilet plunger with a Millennium Falcon toilet seat. Now the toilet seat is photoshopped but the plunger is as real as the snow on Hoth. Use the Force! And this can be a DIY project too- just replace your standard toilet plunger wooden rod with one of your extra lightsabers. You have extras, right? (star wars daily via technabob)
Lightsaber Toilet Plunger and Millennium Falcon Toilet Seat
There are two ways to open a bottle: a bottle opener or The Force. With the Star Wars Lightsaber Sound Effect Bottle Opener you can use both, Jedi dreamer. Whenever you open up a bottle with this opener, it makes the whooshing “just switched on a lightsaber” sound. You know what I’m talking about. This is the Luke Skywalker version because we all know beer is for the good guys. Whooosh. Chug.
Star Wars Lightsaber Talking Bottle Opener
Want to have your own lightsaber? You can buy a Star Wars kit or a LaserSaber, or you can make your own. But you definitely shouldn’t take note of Philip Isherwood’s store, Saberforge. Because he doesn’t make lightsabers. No sir. I mean just look at this one:
Clearly not a lightsaber. And because there’s no existing term that can accurately describe these strange, light-up sabers, Isherwood named them Battle Sabers. They are made from aircraft-grade aluminum and contain very powerful LEDs; some of the designs also have leather grips or embellishments. The blade itself is made of polycarbonate and is removable.
If you’re interested in role-playing wars fought among the stars, head to Saberforge’s store on Etsy, where the Battle Sabers are sold for $129-$449 (USD). Note that some of the sabers also have sound modules, though for the life of me I can’t imagine what sound they would make.
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It’s a lampsaver. The Star Wars Lightsaber USB Glow Lamp plugs into your computer’s USB port and lights up your desk with the power of The Force. The lamp measures 14 inches tall and has adjustable illumination levels to keep you as close to or far from the dark side as you want to be. In case you’re looking for justification to your boss/wife/self as to why you can have this light, remember that it’s a tall narrow lamp which doesn’t take up a lot of valuable desktop space and therefore no other lamp will work for you. You’re welcome.
If it was just a candy lightsaber we would have said, “hey that’s cool, love me some Star Wars candy”. But oh no, they took it up 12 parsecs to the next level with Light Up Candy Lightsabers. And they added an animated action gif to boot (and you know we can’t resist that). These candy mini-weapons come in your choice of Luke (blue), Vader (red), or Yoda (green). The candy blade is 3″ long, the whole thing is 6″ and they cost just $3.99 a pop. In summary we have just two words: freakin’ sweet.
Sweet Geek Treats! Light Up Candy Lightsabers
The “Force” of nature won’t be a problem when you’re protecting yourself with a Lightsaber Umbrella. Everyone knows you can’t get a Jedi wet (or was that Gremlins? either way Luke’s hair looks better dry, as does yours). These umbrellas have authentic looking hilts available in three styles- Anakin and Obi-Wan with the blue shaft and Jedi insignia and Darth Vader with the red shaft and Imperial insignia.
The nylon umbrellas measure 47 inches across the canopy and 39 inches tall. Each umbrella also has it’s own carrying sheath with shoulder strap. Now, they don’t light up like these ones we covered a while back but on the other hand these new ones are fully licensed and actually available for sale, so there’s that small point.
Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas