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Bob Ross Waffle Maker Could Double as Ronald McDonald Waffle Maker

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We’ve got Bob Ross POP! Figures, a toaster that will burn the painter’s image onto your bread and now, I present to you the Bob Ross face waffle maker. That’s right, now you can make waffles in the shape of Bob Ross’ head. I think we might be at peak Bob Ross right now. At least I hope so because this is getting ridiculous.

This electric waffle maker will cost you $40. It makes waffles that look a bit like the famous painter if he was made of flour and sugar. I gotta say, the waffles it produces look more like an angry clown to me. Like Ronald McDonald being tortured. So I’m calling any meal you make with this thing an unhappy meal.

How could you eat this? I would be terrified with every bite. It just looks like it is in complete agony. Like you have just cooked his very soul and trapped it in a waffle after he saw a bunch of happy little trees get cut down. I don’t want to look at that face as I eat. As it is, I’m off waffles for a while after seeing this thing. I just can’t.

I’m sorry Bob. You deserve so much better.

[via Oddity Mall via Geekologie]

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Happy Little Breakfasts? More Like Scary Little Breakfasts

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Holy… what is this image that has appeared on my toast? Is that Jesus with a perm? No man, it’s just Bob Ross. I made it with my new toaster, which burns an image of the iconic artist’s face onto the toast. Though, to be honest that is a bit less impressive after you think that your savior has just magically appeared on your toast wearing an afro.

Yes, this is the official Bob Ross toaster from Uncanny Brands. Forget happy little trees. make happy little toast. If you’ve ever wanted to partake of Bob Ross, now is your chance. You can eat his bearded face and head.

Unfortunately, the image doesn’t really look that much like him on everyday bread. It actually looks kind of evil. Whoa. Wait a minute! Is it just me or does that look like Charles Manson with a fro? Yeah, I don’t want this toaster in my kitchen. In real life, it looks like a ghost from the 70s has somehow possessed my bread. If you must have one though, you can grab it over on Amazon for about $40.

[via odditymall via Geekologie]

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I Need This LEGO Breakfast Machine

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Who feels like making breakfast when you’re still half asleep? Not me. That’s why I have to build a breakfast-making robot like this one. This breakfast-making machine is amazing. It will make you bacon and eggs using two custom-built LEGO robots.

One is a huge scaffold that delivers bacon and eggs to your frying pan and even cracks the eggs open. The other is a vehicle that can move things around and flip and serve the food with a spatula. YouTuber The Brick Wall built this for his father, who usually makes breakfast every weekend. It took him a week to get the egg cracking unit working perfectly. That was probably the trickiest part of this whole build. You know what they say if you want to build a LEGO robot you have to break a few eggs.

This just proves that LEGO is the future of home robotics. We can make any robot we want to serve us, clean our homes, shovel our walkways, and more. We might as well use LEGO since we don’t have the robotic servants that we were promised.

[via Laughing Squid]

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D20 Waffle Maker Cooks up a Critical Breakfast Hit

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Who doesn’t like waffles? I could eat my way out of a roomful of ’em. And what about role-playing games? Well of course, any good geek loves those. So why not combine both of these divine pursuits with a single purchase? What you’re looking at here is the world’s only D20 Waffle Maker!

This thing will crisp up and roll you a delicious Belgian waffle in no time, embossed with numeric markings which will serve to catch some butter and syrup in all their nooks and crannies. Plus, your waffles are guaranteed to always roll a 20, so how can you not buy one of these?

The grill has a non-stick cooking surface and makes waffles that measure about 5.75″ across by 6.75″ tall. It sells for just $29.99(USD), exclusively from ThinkGeek. I wonder what that works out to in silver pieces.

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Cooking with LEGO: Part of a Nutritious Brickfast

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What if food was made of LEGO? Watch as this guy makes some toast and eggs for breakfast, except his ingredients are all LEGO bricks.

BrickBros Productions’ stop-motion animation is fun, but I don’t think it would be tasty. Plus, if it hurts like hell to step on LEGO bricks, can you imagine how they’d feel in your mouth and going down your throat. That is a painful thought.

Nevertheless, it is fun to watch this guy make a LEGO breakfast. This is how the people of LEGOLand start their mornings, and to them it is nutritious and delicious.

[via Digg via Neatorama]

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Death Star Waffle Maker

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That’s no moon! Sorry, you know we are legally required to say that any time we make a post about the Death Star. No onto the most important and potentially evil meal of the day- breakfast. Now let’s just get one thing straight here before we move on- until they come up with a way to shape bacon, this is the best way to geekify your breakfast. The Death Star Waffle Maker makes perfect 7 inch diameter waffles that can only be destroyed by launching torpedoes into an exhaust vent while being chased by the Tie Fighters….. or by eating them, maybe with a little butter and syrup on top, maybe some powdered sugar and fruit too. Definitely with coffee. Definitely.

Instead of destroying planets with a superlaser, these Death Star waffles destroy your diet with a supertasty. The non-stick metal plates make a two-sided pattern onto your batter. An indicator light lets you know when it’s heated up. And remember, once you finish your first waffle, you can always “strike back” with a 2nd, more powerful waffle. May the Force be with you.

Death Star Waffle Maker
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