Tag Archives: cheese

Sword Cheese Grater is Perfect for Marcus Aurelius Cheficus

Posted on by

We all need to grate cheese, at least those normal among us do. I say normal because only an insane person doesn’t need nachos in their lives every now and again. You could grate your cheese with a normal boxy grater liek your grandma did, or you could get an awesome cheese grater.

This one is shaped like a Roman sword and has a hilt for a handle. It looks to grate up cheese in a fine pattern, but it all melts the same.

The fine grate mens it’s probably meant for parmesan and the like, but I’d totally grate cheddar for nachos. It’s not like any kitchen enemies could stand before the might of this grater and question your recipe prowess. Are you not entertained?

[via The Awesomer]

More Awesome Stuff for You to Click On:

Medieval Cheese Board: Cheddar Is Coming
Cheesy Grin Bread Cutter Makes Happy Little Sandwiches
Who Doesn’t Want to Eat Noodles with a Giant Sword Fork?
GetTen One-Step Corn Kerneler Gives Corn Cobs a Close Shave
Eva Solo Grating Bucket Collects Shredded Food Inside

Medieval Cheese Board: Cheddar Is Coming

Posted on by

Go medieval on your appetizers with this cool Medieval Cheese Board. Choose your weapon of choice and attack. It will keep all the de brie on it’s surface, keeping your counters clean. You will be the king of camembert! The pope of provolone. Your royal subjects will love this.

This shield-shaped board comes with a set of three knives: two battle axes and one spear. Attack and slice your cheese like a muenster. It’s all gouda. Even the castles of medieval times never had a cheese board this cool.

Don’t tell me that an awesome board like this has never oc-curd to you before.

More Awesome Stuff for You to Click On:

Cheesy Grin Bread Cutter Makes Happy Little Sandwiches
Eva Solo Grating Bucket Collects Shredded Food Inside
DIY Cheese Ball Machine Gun: I’ll Give You a Snack You Won’t Believe

Cheesy Grin Bread Cutter Makes Happy Little Sandwiches

Posted on by

Kids like food shaped like stuff. I’m rather famous around my house for making pancakes that are shaped like butts. Everyone likes to eat food shaped like something. Enter the Cheesy Grin Bread Cutter.

It’s sort of like a cookie cutter, only it’s meant to cut your bread. It punches two eyes and a mount into your sammich, and adds in dents for the dimples and eye brows. The cutter is made from BPA-free plastic if you’re worried about those sort of things.

You can pick it up at Amazon for a mere $8 with free shipping if you are on Prime when you get it as an add-on.

[via Laughing Squid]

The Hot Glue Gun Is A Thing That Exists

Posted on by

fondoodler-1

Because we’re definitely too healthy, physically, as a nation, it’s clearly time to make it easier to put cheese on everything. The Fondoodler is a device whose only purpose is to melt cheese and extrude it over anything you want. The name comes from a combination of Fondue and Doodle, because you’ll be doodling with your melted cheese (did you know that ‘Fondue’ means ‘melted’ in French?). You can use it to decorate your dishes, caulk your bathtub, make 3D cheese structures or squirt it straight into your face. Beware: hot cheese is hot. It works with just about any type of cheese that melts, from processed crap to fancy aged goudas.

It’s $25.

fondoodler-5

fondoodler-4

fondoodler-2

fondoodler

[ Product Page ] VIA [ Geekologie ]

Eva Solo Grating Bucket Collects Shredded Food Inside

Posted on by

You can buy all kinds of graters, but most of them require you to grate your cheese directly over your meal like some barbarian. The Eva Solo Grating Bucket is a more elegant solution. It collects the shreds inside as you grate, allowing you to dispense them appropriately later.

grating_bucket_1zoom in


Cheese, carrots, whatever. The shreds are collected within for easily sprinkling on top of your favorite dishes. Like any grater, this one will shred a variety of foodstuffs, like cheese, chocolate, carrots and even cold butter. No more aiming at your dish from above and making a mess as it all falls down. This is an elegant grater for a more civilized age.

grating_bucket_2zoom in


The design could not be simpler. The Eva Solo Grating Bucket is, basically just a stainless steel cup with grating blades on its sides. It measures 8.3 inches tall so it holds enough to be truly useful. It’s available from Amazon for $49.50(USD).

grating_bucket_3zoom in


[via Cool Things]

DIY Cheese Ball Machine Gun: I’ll Give You a Snack You Won’t Believe

Posted on by

One of YouTube’s star makers NightHawkInLight made a gun that fires cheese balls using an electric leaf blower, several PVC pipes and a large cheese ball container.

diy_cheese_ball_machine_gun_by_nighthawkinlight_1zoom in

It’s a fairly simple toy, but building it isn’t as straightforward as you might think. You have to insert a small wedge or ramp inside the pipe, right after the leaf blower’s mouth and just before the T-section that connects the cheese ball container to the rest of the pipe. The ramp will prevent the powerful blast of air from going up to the container and make it easier to suck the cheese balls out.

I love how YouTuber Christopher Perry dropped by the video’s comments to say they’ve been searching for years for a guide on making this exact same toy. Some people just have their goals sorted out.

[via Reddit]

Weapons of cheese destruction

Posted on by

cheese_companions_1

What CAN you design with a two-dimensional metal sheet? How functional can you make it? The guys over at Agency had the same question. Collaborating with stalwarts, Jon Gould and Alison Jackson, the Cheese Companions are a cutlery set fit for every type of cheese you can pull put of your larder.

The Cheese Companions allow you to carve, cut, and spread a wide variety of cheeses. Its edgy design and metallic finish stands out among the creamy hues and textures of cheese; not only making it easier to spot, but also giving your kitchen table a beautiful, contrasting composition!

Designers: Agency, Jon Gould, and Alison Jackson.

cheese_companions_2

cheese_companions_3

cheese_companions_4

cheese_companions_5

cheese_companions_6