LEGO Cthulhu Will Destroy Your Sanity

When you cast your eyes upon LEGO Cthulhu you will lose any sanity that you have left. It is simply pure evil and awesome to behold. It will leave you a drooling quivering mess that is better off dead. But, hey, don’t let that stop you. It’s an amazing geek creation.

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This custom LEGO sculpture debuted at Bricks by the Bay recently and was made by Carl Merriam. It took 1,400 bricks, and he actually made it look frightening. All of the details are stunning. It took around 30 hours to complete.

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The ancient one has awakened and he is amazingly awesome. Even in brick form. Great job Carl. Don’t sleep with the lights off.

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Cthulhu Chess Set: Green Tentacle to King’s Rhogog 4, Check!

Are you a fan of the ancient ones and don’t mind when they awaken and destroy everything? Guard your sanity closely as you play with this awesome Cthulhu chess set.

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Cthulhu is evil yeah, but he is actually pretty cute in this handmade chess set. It’s a must have for serious fans of the tentacled one.

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I just love the detail on this set. The Pawns are Little Fat Tentacles, Rooks are Rhogog, the Knights are Zvilpogghua, the Bishops are Chaugnar Faugn and the Queens/Kings are Little Fat Cthulhu. Each piece is handmade from baked and glazed polymer clay.

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The Little Fat Cthulhu Custom Chess Set is made to order. Get it in green and purple or change it up with colors of your choice. It will cost you $250 (USD) over on Etsy.

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You’ll (H.P.) Love this Cthulhu Goblet (Craft)

A few weeks back, we told you about some awesome ice cream cups and mugs that look like zombies. Well the guys behind that Kickstarter project are also working on a cool goblet, inspired by H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu mythos.

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Created in collaboration with the guys behind the Achtung!Cthulhu RPG, this ghastly green ceramic goblet is the perfect pimp cup for those times when you’re feeling evil. It’s a pretty awesome looking vessel, though it really needs some wings on it so it can truly fit the description of the Lovecraftian monster.

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If you pledge at least £20 (~$31 USD) over on Kickstarter before this Sunday, April 28th, you’ll be able to get your very own Cthulhu goblet (in either ice cream cup or beer mug variants.)

USB Squirming Tentacle

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The realistically fake USB Squirming Tentacle USB Squirming Tentacle plugs into your computer’s USB port and squirms around. That’s all it does. Sure there are some peripheral benefits like scaring away any co-workers from using your computer and possibly keeping pets or kids away from your laptop (although maybe the movement will attract your cat? nobody really understands cats anyway). Oh did we mention it’s evil, like 132% evil? Just an estimate.

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USB Squirming Tentacle

ThinkGeek’s latest USB gadget makes every day a day of the tentacle

Answer the call of Cthulhu with a USB squirming tentacle

It's harder than ever for a USB gadget to stand out these days, what with nearly everything seeming old hat, but ThinkGeek has cooked up something new that's sure to get noticed. While it unfortunately doesn't double as a memory stick as you might expect, the retailer's new USB Squirming Tentacle is very much a tentacle, and a squirming one. See for yourself after the break, and be prepared to shell out $25 if you feel the need to answer this particular call of Cthulhu.

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Wiggling USB Tentacle Squirms and Wiggles to Keep People Away

Wiggling USB Tentacle

This Wiggling USB Tentacle doesn’t do much except wiggle, but hey, we love it anyway. I mean, it doesn’t store data, it doesn’t let you access files saved in memory cards, and it doesn’t warm your hands, cool down your laptop, or keep your cup of coffee warm. If you’re looking for a USB accessory that does all the stuff that we just described, then there are other gadgets for that–but you won’t find a single one of these specified functions with the Wiggling USB Tentacle.

What you can expect, though, is to have a lot of fun with it.

Wiggling USB Tentacle

Nothing beats having a wiggling tentacle squirming and writhing away on one of your USB ports while you’re crunching numbers or typing up a boring report. It’s perfect for the perpetual prankster, since all they have to do is stick it into their victim’s USB port and run away. It’s also a good way to keep people away from your laptop, because who in their right mind would want to touch or even go near a computer with a dismembered, wriggling tentacle?

The Wiggling USB Tentacle is available from ThinkGeek for $24.99.

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Tentacle Attack Bookends Perfect for H.P. Lovecraft Books

I have a recurring nightmare about being attacked by some sort of creature with too many legs. I’m not sure if it’s from playing too many FPSes, or from reading about Cthulhu. Heck, maybe it’s from visiting the aquarium. Who knows. But if you’re not afraid to have some tentacles hanging around your bookshelf, then you’ll definitely want to check out these bookends.

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They’re made by Knob Creek Metal Arts, and feature a cutout of a woman being abducted by some sort of creepy tentacled beast – I’m going with a Kraken, but it definitely could be Cthulhu, or just some sort of giant octopus. Or maybe a septapus. Maybe it’s just Squiddly Diddly.

Each pair of Tentacle Attack bookends is handmade from steel, and sells for $43(USD). Grab a pair now, before the tentacles grab you instead.


Tentacle Attack Bookends Perfect for H.P. Lovecraft Books

I have a recurring nightmare about being attacked by some sort of creature with too many legs. I’m not sure if it’s from playing too many FPSes, or from reading about Cthulhu. Heck, maybe it’s from visiting the aquarium. Who knows. But if you’re not afraid to have some tentacles hanging around your bookshelf, then you’ll definitely want to check out these bookends.

tentacle bookends

They’re made by Knob Creek Metal Arts, and feature a cutout of a woman being abducted by some sort of creepy tentacled beast – I’m going with a Kraken, but it definitely could be Cthulhu, or just some sort of giant octopus. Or maybe a septapus. Maybe it’s just Squiddly Diddly.

Each pair of Tentacle Attack bookends is handmade from steel, and sells for $43(USD). Grab a pair now, before the tentacles grab you instead.


Tentacle Attack Bookends Perfect for H.P. Lovecraft Books

I have a recurring nightmare about being attacked by some sort of creature with too many legs. I’m not sure if it’s from playing too many FPSes, or from reading about Cthulhu. Heck, maybe it’s from visiting the aquarium. Who knows. But if you’re not afraid to have some tentacles hanging around your bookshelf, then you’ll definitely want to check out these bookends.

tentacle bookends

They’re made by Knob Creek Metal Arts, and feature a cutout of a woman being abducted by some sort of creepy tentacled beast – I’m going with a Kraken, but it definitely could be Cthulhu, or just some sort of giant octopus. Or maybe a septapus. Maybe it’s just Squiddly Diddly.

Each pair of Tentacle Attack bookends is handmade from steel, and sells for $43(USD). Grab a pair now, before the tentacles grab you instead.