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Life-like Lara Croft Sex Robot Coming Soon: That Sounds Wrong

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Now that I have the attention of every pervy basement dwelling freak, you’ll be happy to know that the CEO of a sex doll company has hinted that a Lara Croft sex bot could soon be hitting the shelves. It will be lifelike for your pleasure.

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Matt McMullen’s company RealDoll produces all kinds of amazingly lifelike sex dolls based on porn stars and celebrities. Now they are apparently eyeing the lucrative nerd fantasy market. Lara has been a fantasy for many nerds for decades now and soon you will be able to raid her tomb. It’s not known whose face the doll will be based on, but there’s a good bet that Angelina Jolie won’t be licensing her likeness for such a thing.

A lot of prepubescent boys grew up playing Tomb Raider and were probably thinking ‘wow I’d really like to meet the real Lara Croft and get to know her’. We do as human beings form these kind of attractions towards characters real or fictional.

What’s next? Princess Peach? Samus? Ms. Pac-Man?

[via Mirror]

Angelina Jolie: A Woman of Wisdom and Wild Ways…

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A Golden Earth Goddess of Endless Beauty…Full NameAngelina Jolie Voight (Which she later changed to simply Angelina Jolie due to differences with her father, the actor, Jon Voight. He was interfering...

Angelina Jolie hooks up with Brad Pitt Again for “By the Sea”

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Angelina Jolie aka Tomb Raider has teamed up with her husband Brad Pitt and the two are making a movie together. The title of the film is “By the Sea” and Angie will be scriptwriting and directing it...

This Tomb Raider Cosplay Is TOO Accurate

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Cosplayer Carla Croft wanted to cosplay as Lara Croft, naturally. She could have gone for the most recent version, but she didn’t. Instead, she went for the original, pointy version. I gotta say, it’s pretty accurate from what I remember, but also somewhat disturbing.

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She did an amazing job with all of the textures, especially the abs. I do remember her polygon breasts being bigger though. Just saying. Regardless, the costume is impressive, but it’s off-putting to see this Lara Croft in the real world. It’s scary.

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No matter how you feel about this cosplay, we can all agree that Carla Croft is one talented lady. She can raid my tomb any day.

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[Reddit via Kotaku]

5 Reasons Why ‘Tomb Raider’ Is Only Definitive On PlayStation 4

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Tomb Raider is “definitive” on PlayStation 4 rather than Xbox One with game changing use of controller lights, speaker, Vita remote play and all this at 60 frames per second. I’ll be honest, when I...

What’s Going On With Lara Croft’s New Look In Her PS4/Xbox One Revamp?

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There will likely be many current-gen games reformatted for the next generation of consoles when all is said and done, but precious few have been announced to date. One of them is 2013′s Tomb Raider...
    






16 Sexiest Video Game Characters

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What’s a video game series without a sexy character, protagonist or antagonist, preferably both? It’s been quite some time since the early days of Street Fighter and Fatal Fury, and ...
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Tomb Raider E3 2012 Trailer & Demo Footage

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Survival is key in Tomb Raider. But can you survive without seeing the latest media from this highly-anticipated reboot? I think not.

Crystal Dynamics wants to build a better Lara Croft. A person who’s both heroic and deeper in personality than her former one-dimensional gun-slinging, pin-up from an issue of Maxim, ...
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