I’m not a fan of facial hair, cats, or anything else scratchy. I eschew beards for more than a few days because I’m not going to be itchy for the sake of style. I also don’t like cats, because they are complete dicks. Not that I haven’t had cats in my life, but they make me itch and will scratch you for literally any reason.
As close as I care to come to owning a cat or beard these days is the this Cat Beard T-Shirt.
It’s just what it sounds like – a shirt that has a beard printed on it, with a cat sticking out of the hair. It’s a grey cat and beard, not because you are old, but because black cats are bad luck you know. Simply pull the shirt up and look like you have a massive lumberjack beard.
The cat beard shirt is $19.99(USD) at ThinkGeek, and should be pretty comfy to wear since it’s cotton and not made from actual cat hair or beard hair. This might be the perfect shirt for people with a hormone disorder.
Fourth of July is still a couple of months away, but as you probably know, summer goes by all too quickly. So prepare to celebrate your independence in advance with this list of amazing patriotic gear. Get ready for fireworks, sunny days at the beach, and a ton of red, white, and blue.
I’m talking so much red, white, and blue that you won’t even be able to handle it. Also, get ready to hear the song “Born in the USA” way too many times. Oh no, it’s stuck in my head already! Make it stop!
Show your love of ‘Meowica with this meowica tank top. It’s purrfectly pawfect. Meow meow. I can’t think of any more cat puns, but I’m in love with this tank top!
With summer comes swimming and tanning! Spend those sweltering hot July days at the pool or beach in this patriotic popsicle print swimsuit! While you’re at it, be sure to grab a popsicle, preferably one with red, white, and blue. If it’s not red, white, and blue, are you even American?
I love these fun American flag shorts. The red and white stripes on one side, the stars on the other, it’s a perfectly patriotic combination. I can’t wait to wear these this Fourth of July. They look super comfy too, not too tight, but not too loose either. Just the right amount of room to party on the Fourth in.
This is definitely my favorite item on the list! Yeah sure, rompers are kind of inconvenient when you want to go to the bathroom, but they make you look darn cute. I’d love to spend this Fourth of July wearing this adorable American flag romper. (I’ll just go the bathroom before I put it on…the things I’m willing to do for the sake of fashion.)
There’s something retro that I love about these popsicle print shorts. Maybe it’s the lightning strikes and little triangles. It screams the 90s, like the Rugrats intro. Ever watch that TV show? It was a huge part of my childhood. Sorry, I’m getting off topic. Anyway, these shorts are rad, dude.
What’s more American than an American flag button-up? I’m surprised I haven’t seen every preppy white boy wearing this tee every Fourth of July. I hope it starts trending, like man rompers. Let’s get American Flag t-shirts everywhere. I bet President Trump would love it. It’s gonna be terrific, it’s gonna be yuge.
Show off your muscular arms and love of the good ole’ US of A, in this star-spangly tank top. It doesn’t get much more American than flag tank tops. Born in the USA is starting to play, it’s in my head again. Please get it out.
It’s an eagle with a mullet! I love it! And look at that flag sweatband, it’s amazing. If you know me personally, you know I love any clothing item with an animal on it, so I’m totally digging this mullet eagle t-shirt. It’s almost as great as the Meowica tank top.
Americans love drinking, as I imagine most of the world does. The thing about Americans though, is that when they drink, they often overdo it. The Fourth of July is a day rife with drunk Americans, so why not celebrate your patriotism and excuse to get wildly drunk while wearing this Uncle Sam Beer Me t-shirt? Uncle Sam himself probably wouldn’t approve, but freedom is all about being allowed to drink yourself silly on the Fourth of July, am I right?
There are few things more American than a fanny pack with a cup holder. What can I say, we like cup holders, and cup holders with the flag on it are even better. Go Merica! Ever see those portable pizza holders? Americans sure are innovative. (Just assuming an American made the portable pizza holder.
Did you find something patriotic to wear this Independence Day? If not, what are you waiting for?! Get your patriotic gear right now. America needs you. Uncle Sam needs you.
With the exception of performing dangerous tasks, there’s really never a bad time for a beer. In fact, it’s always happy hour somewhere. Remind yourself that it’s time for a brewski with this amusing t-shirt.
BEER:30 is the perfect time for an ice cold beer, displayed on a classic 7-segment green clock display for good measure. Grab this 100% cotton tee over in the Technabob Shop for just $17.99(USD).
Despite their size, Ewoks are crafty little characters. Remember some of the contraptions they came up with to crush and destroy those AT-ST walkers? So you might wonder if maybe the fuzzy little guys were related to Leonardo Da Vinci.
This fun t-shirt imagines an Ewok at Da Vinci’s iconic Vitruvian Man, only shorter, furrier, and without his junk hanging in the wind. Drop by the Technabob Shop today and grab one for $17.99(USD) – 28% off the regular price.
Bloodborne is a critically acclaimed PlayStation 4 exclusive. Released in 2015, it has since gone on to sell millions of copies and is considered one of the greatest PS4 titles.
In Bloodborne, you play as a character known as a “Hunter.” These hunters roam around the city of Yharnam, ridding the city of beasts. As the story unravels, many of Yharnam’s mysteries are revealed and Bloodborne’s story becomes increasingly fascinating. This is a game that you won’t be able to stop playing, no matter how frustrating its many bosses and even regular enemies can be.
If you’re a fan of Bloodborne, you’ll definitely want to check out these top ten t-shirts inspired by the brilliant game.
You can’t go wrong with this t-shirt if you want people to know you’re a Bloodborne fan. With the game’s title printed on the shirt and the iconic hunter image, everyone will recognize your love for this wonderful game.
This is a great shirt if you’re both a Bloodborne and an Adventure Time fan. One is a gritty, action RPG, with horror elements, and the other, is a lighthearted, comical cartoon. Combine the two together and you’ve got a pretty sweet t-shirt.
For those beer drinkers out there, you’ll probably immediately recognize Blue Moon’s logo, except this time, instead of Blue Moon, it’s Blood Moon. Relax, crack open a beer, and play Bloodborne. (Or maybe skip the beer part, you’ve got to be sober if you even want to attempt a game like Bloodborne.)
The brainsuckers are my least favorite enemy in the entire game. I’ve died to them more than I have to certain bosses. They’re incredibly frustrating, but when you finally kill one, it’s one of the most satisfying feelings. Wear one of these bad boys and show ’em what you’re made of! (Or die a thousand times and lose all your insight like me.)
Good old Papa G, is one of the first bosses in the game, and the first mandatory boss. He’s definitely not as easy as you’d expect an early game boss to be, but remember, this is Bloodborne, and never at any point, is it really “easy.” Father Gascoigne is an awesome fight though, and your first taste of what fighting another hunter is like. He’ll probably kill you a few times, but conquering him is so much fun.
Featuring the character, Eileen the Crow, this t-shirt’s message will become clearer the farther you delve into Bloodborne’s adventure. Not only should you fear the old blood, you should basically fear all of the blood. Especially when enemies start shooting it at you. Sooo unfair.
If you’ve gotten far enough into the game, you will have encountered some figures with very odd cages on their heads. Your first thought was probably, “that looks stupid,” which it does, but if you study the lore behind it, suddenly you’ll think, “Omg this game is amazing.” Next Halloween, I expect to see a cage on your head, or I suppose this shirt will suffice.
The doll is one of the few genuinely good characters in this game, and she’s not even really alive. (Or is she?) You’ll love her, for she is the one who grants you precious level-ups, and helps you get through this bloody and difficult game. She’s also super adorable and cute, why wouldn’t you want to walk around wearing a picture of her?
Madman’s Knowledge is an item pickup in the game that grants you with insight, a very useful tool for beating certain bosses. If the brainsuckers get to you enough, you’ll probably lose your insight and Madman’s Knowledge will provide you with some more. (Screw those brainsuckers.)
The Hunter’s Dream is the only safe haven in the entire game, and your source for items, level-ups, and weapon upgrades. You’re going to be spending a lot of time here with its inhabitants, the doll, and Gehrman, a wheelchair bound hunter. They’ll quickly become some of your few friends in the desolate world of Bloodborne, so feel their comfort with this t-shirt!
Hopefully, you’ve found some of these t-shirts to be fun and cool. Remember to check out more! There’s so many great t-shirts out there, you’ll be bound to find the perfect one for you!
In case you didn't own enough gaming tees, Uniqlo has opening its annual tee design competition, this time centered around Nintendo. The UTGP'17 comes with a healthy $10,000 prize pot and the contest is open to global entries. (Yes, even from you.) N...
