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Crit Success D20 Beanie and Scarf Has 1-in-20 Chance of Keeping You Warm

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It’s only June, but you don’t have to travel very far in Colorado to find snow still on some of the taller mountains. If you head to a higher altitude before noon on any morning and it feels like winter never left. Before you know it, kids will be in school and snow will be blowing in and you need a good chance of keeping yourself warm. Like a 1-in-20 chance.

This Crit Success D20 Beanie and Scarf Set will keep you toasty when the cold weather arrives. It comes with an 84″ long double-sided scarf with eight red D20s on each side and fuzzy tassels at the end. The beanie, or toboggan hat as we call them where I’m from, has a single D20 on its folded-up brim. Sadly, these one-size-fits-all hats rarely cover my ears thanks to my case of cranium enormous.

Dungeon masters, you can get your D20 beanie and hat at ThinkGeek for $29.99.

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Destiny Hunter Cape Scarf is a Manly as Scarves Get

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It’s colder than Frosty’s balls here in Colorado right now, and then you have to factor in the wind chill. It was so cold I went looking for a scarf lest my neck freeze off, because the colder it gets the longer it takes the dog to find just the right spot to crap on. All I could find was one of my wife’s fuzzy girly scarves, but I wore the damn thing and made a mental note to get a sweet manly scarf ASAP. I think I have found it.

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This is the Destiny Hunter Cape Scarf. Clearly it looks like the hooded cloak that the Hunter class wears in Destiny. It’s made from a soft combination of cotton and polyester, and is embellished with a Hunter logo patch.

The scarf isn’t cheap at $59.99(USD), but that is not as bad as having people see you in your significant other’s pink and purple infinity scarf. I think they are called “infinity” because the shame never ends. The Destiny Hunter Cape Scarf is a one size deal and is available at ThinkGeek now.

Destiny Hunter Cape Scarf is a Manly as Scarves Get

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It’s colder than Frosty’s balls here in Colorado right now, and then you have to factor in the wind chill. It was so cold I went looking for a scarf lest my neck freeze off, because the colder it gets the longer it takes the dog to find just the right spot to crap on. All I could find was one of my wife’s fuzzy girly scarves, but I wore the damn thing and made a mental note to get a sweet manly scarf ASAP. I think I have found it.

destiny-scarf

This is the Destiny Hunter Cape Scarf. Clearly it looks like the hooded cloak that the Hunter class wears in Destiny. It’s made from a soft combination of cotton and polyester, and is embellished with a Hunter logo patch.

The scarf isn’t cheap at $59.99(USD), but that is not as bad as having people see you in your significant other’s pink and purple infinity scarf. I think they are called “infinity” because the shame never ends. The Destiny Hunter Cape Scarf is a one size deal and is available at ThinkGeek now.

Unicorn Poop Scarf Plush is Buttifull

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Not too long ago I talked a bit about that zombie plush scarf that has bloody entrails to keep your neck warm. Now we have an ever weirder and cooler plush scarf to check out in the form of a stuffed unicorn. Said unicorn has rainbow poop coming out of his butt.

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That custom printed rainbow poo fabric is what keeps your neck warm in the cooler months. The scarf is 5.5-feet long and made from fleece for warmth.

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Its 100% polyester and the overall dimensions are 9″ tall for the plush, and the scarf is 5.1′ long by 5 .75″ wide. The unicorn poop scarf is $44.99 at ThinkGeek.

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Plush Zombie Spews Scarf Entrails

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Few things in my wife’s 9/10ths of our bedroom closet enrage me more than scarves. I’m not sure you can even call something a scarf if it is woven with massive holes in it like a doily or something and only serves to catch on every single hanger in the closet. I don’t think lots of holes and few threads will actually keep you warm. This Zombie Entrails Stuffed Scarf Plush will though. It’s cute and gross at the same time, just like a baby.

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One end of the scarf has a plush green creature on it that I presume to be a baby zombie – it has a diaper and massive skull to body ratio anyway. A stuffed brain pops out of the zombie’s head and attached is the scarf that is made to look like guts.

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It’s actually pretty cool, in a gross, probably get you kicked out of school sort of way. The scarf isn’t cheap at $44.99, but disturbing your teachers or co-workers is worth at least that much. It’s available now at ThinkGeek.

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Anti-paparazzi Scarf Ruins Flash Photos

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Are you worried about paparazzi taking your photograph when you don’t want it? It’s pretty tough being a big star. Good thing that the $376(USD) asking price for this scarf is just peanuts to people like you then. It’s specifically designed to ruin all of those flash photos.

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It was created by Saif Siddiqi and is called the ISHU Anti-paparazzi Scarf. Basically it is coated in a highly reflective material that will screw up a camera’s exposure settings when bright flashes are used. Perfect for big deal people who hate photos of themselves. Yes, vampires. But also celebs.

Apparently, some celebrities have started using it already, so I’m sure it is becoming a must have item in Hollywood. Like most fashion accessories, the price will likely go up too if famous people are starting to wear them.

[via OhGizmo!]

Game of Thrones Scarf Teaches You Westeros Geography

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I used to think that scarves were just for the cold months, but some people wear them year round, with summer scarves just made from a thinner material. Such is the case with this Game of Thrones Map Print Infinity Scarf. It puts a map of Westeros around your neck.

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The text is said to be a bit small and hard to read, but whatevs. It’s made of polyester and is a 20″ x 36″ tube of something called an infinity scarf. It should probably be called a Möbius scarf.

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I wish they would make one of these with important characters printed on it. If my wife asks me one more time who Reek really is, I’m going to explode. Get your GoT infinity scarf at ThinkGeek for $24.99.

This Scarf Thermometer Works, Gives You the Temperature

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This scarf with a built-in thermometer seems kind of superfluous. I mean, you already know it’s cold outside. That’s why you are wearing the scarf in the first place. Still, it’s pretty cool that your scarf can tell you the exact temperature.

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The thermometer scarf was made by Instructables member caitlinsdad. He wanted an accessory that was both fashionable and practical. He nailed it with this scarf, which measures and displays the current temperature while it keeps your neck warm. It features a temperature sensor and a strip of LEDs that glow incrementally via an Arduino controller.

It’s cool, but what I really need is a scarf that will go outside before I do and come back in and tell me the temperature. That way, I can just give up and go back to bed. It’s too darn cold this time of year.

[via Hack A Day via Neatorama]

Journey Scarf: thatwinterfabric

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If you have a PS3 or PS4, you owe it to yourself play Journey. If you’ve already played the game, you might want to keep your memories of it alive with this officially licensed Journey scarf. It’s 88″ long and 7.5″ wide. Yeah that length is fixed, but with a bit of modding you can at least make it glow.

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You can get the scarf from the PlayStation Gear store for $30 (USD). Unfortunately the scarf is available only for residents of the US or Canada.

[via Polygon]