This Chinese Mall Has Storage Pods for Bored Husbands

Posted on 27/07/2017 by Conner Flynn

It’s an immutable fact of the universe – husbands get bored when their wives go shopping. So the Global Harbour Mall in Shanghai has come up with an interesting way to keep men occupied while their wives shop: ‘husband storage pods‘. Store your husband in one while you shop.

Each glass pod has a comfortable chair with television, a PC gaming rig, and controllers. Hell, sign me up. The pods are free to use right now, although the mall says they will probably start charging a small fee for them soon. This is basically babysitting your husband for you so you don’t have to hear him complain while you look through dress racks and try on shoes.

This might lead to a trend where women just dump their husbands in pods all of the time. We won’t mind because… video games.

[BBC via Luxury Launches via Geekologie]

Guy Playing Creepy Horror Game Nearly Has a Heart Attack

Posted on 25/07/2017 by Shane McGlaun

Twitch user JurassicJunkie was streaming the creepy survival horror game Outlast 2 the other night, and all things seemed business as usual. Right up until a cute little blonde child sneaked up on him, and he literally screamed like a little girl.

Apparently, the guy’s daughter climbed out of bed and came in to see what ole dad was up to. The result was absolutely hilarious and seems too spontaneous to have been faked, methinks.

Children can turn into little ninjas and come into a room dead silent. Typically, this happens during “relations” or right when some dude’s junk is on the screen in Game of Thrones.

[via Laughing Squid]

Google DeepMind Learns to Walk and Feels the Pain

Posted on 21/07/2017 by Paul Strauss

Google’s DeepMind artificial intelligence algorithms can be used to drive lots of different types of experiments, and now it’s recently been used to teach a CGI character to walk all on its own. However, this is the Internet, and that just can’t be good enough all on it’s own. We must have more.

Fortunately, we have resourceful and clever folks like Andreas Almström to tune things up a bit. He couldn’t just sit there and watch that stick figure stumble about on its quest for locomotion, no. He had to give it the soundtrack it deserves, and let us hear the pain and agony this digital creation went through as it learned to amble about.

Now, isn’t that so much better than the original? You be the judge:

10 Coolest Rick and Morty T-Shirts That You Should Get!

Posted on 12/07/2017 by Farrah Mandeeli

If you’re a fan of Rick and Morty, you’ll definitely don’t want to miss one of these coolest shirts! Whether you’re looking for a simple shirt, funny quotes, or something that shouts bold colors and artistry, you’ll definitely need to scan over the 10 coolest Rick and Morty shirts below

1. Tiny Rick Space Pocket T-Shirt

A tiny Rick and Morty shirt to pair with your favorite pants. The shirt is made of 100% combed ringspun cotton featuring a self-fabric bound collar. How can you not love a tiny Rick shirt

2. Funny/Sarcastic Rick and Morty Shirt

A shirt that has a sarcastic quote stating, “I’m sorry, but your opinion means very little to me.”

3. Free Rick Shirt

Image via: Etsy.com

It’s time to spread awareness and free Rick!

4. S.E.A.L. TEAM RICKS Shirt

An awesome Rick and Morty inspired shirt for women and men! 100% cotton short-sleeve shirt. These kinds of shirts are heavyweight.

5. Rick and Morty White Shirt

A Rick and Morty shirt with a goofy print animation. The shirt is made using Gildan ultra cotton shirt. It’s available for women and men.

6. Galaxy Rick and Morty Shirt

If you’re looking for something more artsy and aesthetic, this Galaxy inspired Rick and Morty shirt is for you! It’s made with 100% Jersey knit cotton featuring taped neck and shoulders.

7. Pickle Rick Shirt

Have a funny yellow shirt on your wardrobe with pickle Rick on it. The shirt is made with 100% ringspun cotton weighing 155-165 gms. Its bold color and funny print will definitely catch anyone’s attention.

8. Chibi Rick and Morty Shirt

When you love both chibi animation and the show Rick and Morty, this shirt is specifically made for you! Who wouldn’t love chibi animation? Wear this cute shirt on any day! The shirt is made with 100% ring-spun cotton with a highest-quality ink on print.

9. Rick and Morty Gas Mask Shirt

As presented by the World’s First T-shirt Smoke Shop! It seems that a Rick and Morty gas mask bong t-shirt is a popular request, if you are looking for an edgier crazy shirt this one can be perfect

10. I’m Mr. Meeseeks! Look at Me!

This shirt will be an excellent gift for any Rick and Morty fans! It’s made with 100% ring-spun cotton and comes in two fantastic colors. The print states, “I’m Mr. Meeseeks! Look at Me!”

Oscar Mayer Grows its Fleet of Wieners

Posted on 27/06/2017 by Shane McGlaun

Out of all the lunch meat companies out there, Oscar Mayer clearly has the largest wiener. I mean it’s wiener is so massive that it rides around on four wheels and has a driver inside. That is one big wiener, it’s like the John Holmes of processed lunch meats. Now, the company has now unveiled an entire fleet of wieners and while they aren’t all as big and bulbous as the classic Wienermobile, they all share similarly impressive girth and turgor since they all appear to be made from fiberglass.

The classic Wienermobile leads the Wienerfleet, followed by the Wienermini, which is perfect for those times when the full wiener is just too big. If the space is still too tight for the Wienermini, you can step down to the new Wienercycle that is agile, and able to fit into tight spaces with minimal work and effort.

If the Wienercycle is still too much, the next rung down the wiener ladder is the 43″ long Wiener Rover. It’s an all-terrain R/C car that zips along at speed delivering wieners to consumers no matter the terrain so long as battery power holds out.

The last of the Wienerfleet is the smallest and it’s a flying wiener dubbed the Wienerdrone. Its mission is to drop wieners on people from the sky. It’s raining wieners y’all.

You can check out the entire Wienerfleet in action in the video below:

ASMR Guided Meditation with Kylo Ren

Posted on 18/06/2017 by Paul Strauss

After seeing how he acted out in The Force Awakens, I assumed that Kylo Ren’s bad attitude would only be able to get you riled you up. But it turns out that his deep, mechanically-enhanced voice can also be quite soothing.

The guys from Auralnauts captured this rare recording of Kylo Ren as he leads us through a relaxing and and tension-relieving guided meditation. The recording is shockingly calming, though I highly recommend a good pair of headphones to get the full benefit of Kylo’s counsel.

By the end, you’ll be totally chill, but you’ll also feel quite conflicted about remaining with the rebellion.

Dirty Baby Washing Machine is Something All Parents Want

Posted on 03/06/2017 by Shane McGlaun

I learned a few things the hard way when my son was born. For instance, I knew you had to keep a hand on the baby while they were on the changing table lest he roll off. No one told me the second you take off a diaper, the baby will literally pee everywhere. I mean I had no idea until he started screaming because he peed in his own eye, on the wall, on my arm, and directly onto the other clean diapers in the instant I looked away for a wipe. I didn’t even know it was possible to pee in your own eye before that incident.

They also don’t tell you that baby poo smells like a turd’s turd and that a baby can literally shit out its own weight into a single diaper. If they told us this stuff ahead of time, no one would have kids, and humanity would go extinct. Fortunately, Colin Furze has invented something that all parents will want, it’s a dirty baby washing machine.

It doesn’t tumble the baby around or anything, it started life as a jet hand dryer, but with some major upgrades. It squirts water and blows the poo off without the need to touch stinky diapers. There’s one fatal flaw in Colin’s design though, because trust me, kids will pee as soon as that jet air comes on and it will go everywhere.

[via Laughing Squid]

Little Boy Crashes Bike Because of Booty

Posted on 26/04/2017 by Shane McGlaun

We’ve all been there, guys. Sometimes we do stupid things because of booty. Take this little boy. He’s just riding his bike on the sidewalk in Stockholm, when a big bus with pictures of strippers in thongs on the sides catches the boy’s attention.

This is why you don’t drive distracted kid. Early life lesson, you pay a price for staring at the hotness of the caliber that makes it to the side of a van.

You pay in cash, and sometimes you pay by smashing your beloved bike (and face) into a glass wall only to have the video go viral.

[via Laughing Squid]

Students Build Chainsaw Powered Tricycle

Posted on 19/04/2017 by Conner Flynn

What do you do when you are a college student who wants to zip around campus, but don’t have speedy scooter? You do what these two Georgia Tech students in Atlanta did. They used their engineering skills to create the “chainsaw trike.”

These guys built this hilarious and awesome ride by combining an old chainsaw motor with a tiny tricycle. And so the Chainsaw Tricycle was born. After they built it, they took it out for a cruise around campus just for fun. It goes just fast enough, not fast enough to actually harm you.

I feel like there should be Benny Hill music playing with the video.

[via Laughing Squid]

Unicorn Candle Holder Cries Colorful Tears

Posted on 26/03/2017 by Shane McGlaun

If you like unicorns, but you prefer them sad (you sick bastard) this is the candle holder for you. The candle itself is rainbow-colored and shaped like a horn. It gets crammed right inside the head of the unicorn and then you light the candle.

The colorful hot wax pours out of the unicorn’s eye sockets and streams down its pristine white body, making it cry colorful tears. It’s both weird and awesome. You can get one at Firebox for about $25(USD), you sick bastard.

[via BoredPanda]

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This Chinese Mall Has Storage Pods for Bored Husbands

Guy Playing Creepy Horror Game Nearly Has a Heart Attack

Google DeepMind Learns to Walk and Feels the Pain

10 Coolest Rick and Morty T-Shirts That You Should Get!

1. Tiny Rick Space Pocket T-Shirt

2. Funny/Sarcastic Rick and Morty Shirt

3. Free Rick Shirt

4. S.E.A.L. TEAM RICKS Shirt

5. Rick and Morty White Shirt

6. Galaxy Rick and Morty Shirt

7. Pickle Rick Shirt

8. Chibi Rick and Morty Shirt

9. Rick and Morty Gas Mask Shirt

10. I’m Mr. Meeseeks! Look at Me!

Oscar Mayer Grows its Fleet of Wieners

ASMR Guided Meditation with Kylo Ren

Dirty Baby Washing Machine is Something All Parents Want

Little Boy Crashes Bike Because of Booty

Students Build Chainsaw Powered Tricycle

Unicorn Candle Holder Cries Colorful Tears

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