This Hammer Dispenses Nails: Nailed It!

I love any tool that makes projects around the house easier. I mean, having a robot to do all of my projects would be best, but that isn’t happening anytime soon. Besides, you can’t trust a robot with a hammer. But things like this innovative hammer will make life easier.

Designer Michael Young developed this hammer that’s capable of dispensing its own nails – probably because he also has no hammer robot. It dispenses collated framing nails as you need them. This tool should save you a lot of time and energy while doing your work. You just load the nail cartridge in and start hammering. When you need it to dispense a nail, just tap the side of the hammer against a hard surface to set the mechanism, then tap the hammerhead where you want the nail, then drive it in.

It’s a pretty brilliant design, and I can’t wait to buy this one when it hits the market. It might help people to not whack their thumbs when they set nails as well. That happens to me all of the time. Of course, I like to get hammered when hammering, which probably doesn’t help. I guess I thought that was what MC Hammer meant when he said “hammer time.”

[via Boing Boing via Geekologie]

Dirty Baby Washing Machine is Something All Parents Want

I learned a few things the hard way when my son was born. For instance, I knew you had to keep a hand on the baby while they were on the changing table lest he roll off. No one told me the second you take off a diaper, the baby will literally pee everywhere. I mean I had no idea until he started screaming because he peed in his own eye, on the wall, on my arm, and directly onto the other clean diapers in the instant I looked away for a wipe. I didn’t even know it was possible to pee in your own eye before that incident.

They also don’t tell you that baby poo smells like a turd’s turd and that a baby can literally shit out its own weight into a single diaper. If they told us this stuff ahead of time, no one would have kids, and humanity would go extinct. Fortunately, Colin Furze has invented something that all parents will want, it’s a dirty baby washing machine.

It doesn’t tumble the baby around or anything, it started life as a jet hand dryer, but with some major upgrades. It squirts water and blows the poo off without the need to touch stinky diapers. There’s one fatal flaw in Colin’s design though, because trust me, kids will pee as soon as that jet air comes on and it will go everywhere.

[via Laughing Squid]