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This Jurassic World T-Rex Pool Float Is So Wrong Its Right

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There’s something odd about this T-Rex but I can’t put my finger on it. It might be the fact that its body is shaped like a donut. Yeah, that’s it. You’re not looking so ferocious in that shape are you mister T-Rex?

Well, I mean, he’ll still tear you apart in the pool. This is the officially licensed Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom T-Rex Pool Float. For 40 bucks, you get a 70-inch dinosaur. I’m no math wiz, but that’s less than a dollar per dinosaur-inch. Inflate this bad boy, throw it in the pool and hop on. You are now king of the water dinosaurs. That’s right. The T-Rex has now evolved to be an aquatic creature, even though those arms clearly can’t help it swim. Nature is weird like that.

Look at the smile on this guy. He’s happy to be in the water on a hot day. They should have just made a T-Rex head and had it weighted so that it looks like this guy is rising up from the water, because I really just want to scare people in the pool. But it’s still pretty cool to be able to ride a water T-Rex like I’m Jurassic Aquaman.

[via Dude I Want That via Geekologie]

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Kate Spade Pink T-Rex Purse: Jurassic Purse

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A pink T-Rex purse, that’s what more women need on their arms. Now they have a great choice in this Whimsies T-Rex Crossbody Purse from Kate Spade. It is pink obviously, because girls.

What we have here is basically a happy non-ferocious looking T-Rex that will hold all of your makeup and stuff. In fact, it is the happiest T-Rex I have ever seen. You won’t have to worry about him biting you or anything. You can even hug him, but he can’t hug you back, because T-Rex arms.

But T-Rex purses don’t come cheap. It lists for $378(USD), however, it’s currently on sale for only $227.


[via Fashionably Geek via Geekologie]

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Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator: 20 T-Rexes vs 10,000 Chickens

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You have waited your entire life to see an epic battle like this. 20 T-Rexes against 10,000 chickens. Yes, the T-Rex is a killing machine, but can the chickens use their sheer numbers to win the day? Find out today!

This is battle for the ages, courtesy of the game Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator and the guys at Lazy Game Reviews. Two species enter, one species becomes extinct.

Spoiler alert: Chickens win. Obviously. You can’t just charge into 10,000 chickens and expect not to get pecked to death. I don’t care if you brought 30 T-Rexes. You don’t mess with chickens. One day they will rule the world alongside of robots, killing us for sport and saying that things taste like “human.” Let this be a lesson to everyone as you chomp down on your KFC.

[via Geekologie]

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T-Rex Light Glows to Attract Prey

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Way down in the deepest, darkest oceans, there are fish who glow to attract prey. The T-Rex didn’t need to glow to catch its dinner, but that would have been cool. Now you can own your own glowing T-Rex thanks this Tyrannosaurus Light.

The cast resin dino light is illuminated by a 7-watt bulb and glows appropriately along its belly when on. It would be a great night light or a kid who loves dinosaurs.

It measures 7″ L x 6.5″ W x 9.25″ tall, and costs $39.99(USD) over at ThinkGeek. It won’t eat you while you sleep… probably.

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T-Rex Wine Bottle Holders Go Prehistoric on Your Pinot Noir

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You can get any wine holder you want, but the best choice is obviously this T-Rex wine bottle holder from Atlantic Collectibles. This beast comes in both dead or alive versions.

What could be better than displaying a drunk T-Rex in your home, as he upends a bottle of your expensive wine? A skeletal version that is doing the same thing. That’s what. Tiny little arms are not going to stop these guys from getting wasted on your wine supply. That’s because they use their feet creatively and just chug it all down.

At least they don’t just toss the empty bottle on the floor afterward. They do have some manners after all.

[via That’s Nerdalicious]

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