The Moflin is a Tribble-like AI Pet with Emotional Capabilities

What you’re looking at is an artificial intelligence-driven furry electronic pet that can express its own emotions via movement and sound. The Moflin’s AI allows its emotions to constantly change based on its environment – much like a real pet’s, except you’ll save a small fortune on pet food. Originally launched as a Kickstarter project, the campaign was a success, and Moflins will be available later this year for around $400. Still, no word if they’ll breed as quickly as Tribbles.

A Moflin constantly scans its surroundings with its sensors and uses its own interactions to determine patterns and respond accordingly, with “an infinite number of movement and sound combinations” available to express its feelings. Not bad. For reference, I’m only capable of grunting and shaking my head no.

Pretty cool, but if they really wanted to sell these things they should have scored the Star Wars licensing rights and made them look like Baby Yoda. You wouldn’t be able to keep them on store shelves! They’d be this year and every year’s must-have Christmas gift. Wait – did I just come up with a multi-million dollar idea? We need The Mandalorian’s blessing, STAT. Somebody call him, tell him The Child is in trouble.

[via BoingBoing]

Faux Paws: Bear Gloves for Your Bare Hands

Yeah, I know Spring is just around the corner, so why the heck am I talking about thick, furry gloves? Well, like they say on Game of Thrones, “Winter is coming.” It’s true. It is… someday. So why not be prepared for the cold that’s bound to arrive eventually, and pick up some of these awesome – er, pawsome, Faux Paws.

You get a pack of two faux fur gloves which look a whole lot like bear paws. I know they do because I saw The Revenant. Of course, these ones don’t have claws on them, so you’re not going to end up ripping the flesh from anyone’s scalp with these on.

According to their maker, Toddland, they were tested on “real fake bears,” so you know they’re good. You can get your grubby little mitts on a pair of these bear hands for $28 now. They’re bound to go up the closer we get to wintertime, so grab a pair now.

Twitchy Kitty Electronic Cat Tail: Your Journey to the Fur Side Is Complete

If you have been thinking about becoming a furry, this will either be your first step or the finishing touch on your outfit. For just $35(USD), you too can learn to fear rocking chairs and the feet of oblivious humans.

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This clip-on animatronic cat tail from ThinkGeek is powered by four AA batteries, and will swish back and forth as it hangs from the back of your pants, telling all of the other furries that you are feeling happy. The next version will likely simulate other cat moods, like your tail getting bristly when you get scared.

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So there you have it. Your furry outfit just got upgraded. Hey, stop licking yourself!

You Won’t Notice Wookiee or Ewok Hair on This Chewbacca Sofa

Fans of the giant furballs known as Wookiees are going to love this Chewbacca Sofa. It comes from the design team at New York based Sentient. No Wookiees were actually harmed or made bald in the making of this hairy home decor.

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It’s not technically a Wookiee sofa, but we know that hair when we see it. The base is made from reclaimed American oak boards, and the thing is just covered in Wookiee hide. Okay, it is actually long wool Icelandic sheepskin, which is super soft and will keep you warm. Each sofa is made to order and it was designed by Nersi Nasseri.

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If I had this sofa, I would rig it so that a Wookiee roared every time someone sits down. Don’t let Chewie see this!

[via Hi Consumption]