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YankMe Candles Bring Disgusting Scents Like ‘Dutch Oven’ to Your Home–Well, Sort Of!

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Can you imagine lighting up a candle that smells like urinal mints or skid marks? What about dutch oven and dog vomit-scented candles? Not very appealing, are they? These are exactly what the labels of YankMe Candles say, and those are the scents that’ll hit you the moment you open the lid.

Who in their right mind would buy candles with such unpleasant scents? Nobody, obviously. YankMe knows that, and they’re only yanking your chain because the candles don’t really smell like what their labels claim once you burn them. There’s actually smelly disc on the inside that’s emanating the stink of urinals and farts, but once you get that out of the way, you’ll be treated to soothing scents that you’d expect from a regular ol’ candle.

The candles retail for $14.99 each.

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Jerk Balloons are For Jerks

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Jerk Balloons

Balloons aren’t just for kids anymore. For example, jerk balloons actually exist, and as the name implies, they’re balloons for jerks. As soon as you read the text printed on each of them, you’ll understand why. They might look like typical colorful balloons from afar, but take a couple more steps closer and you’ll see that what’s printed on them are rude and mean-spirited phrases and messages, like “you are a douchebag” and “I hate you.”

It obviously isn’t a good idea to let a kid hold your jerk balloon while you go to the bathroom or something.

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The Jerk Balloons are sold in packs of 25, which come with 5 different designs, for $7.

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Sight for Sore Eyes: Beach Instant Window

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Beach Instant Window

 

Did you wake up to one of those days again? Where everything that can go wrong goes wrong, and you’re stuck working at home when you should be out relaxing and unwinding with friends? Well, just take one look out of this window and fantasize for a minute–then finish whatever it is you have to do and plan a trip to the beach, stat!

Not that the window is real or anything, but you probably already knew that. Rather, it’s a wall sticker by Fathead that depicts an idyllic and tranquil scene that looks like it came straight from the Virgin Islands: white sand, clear water, palm trees. If you spend a lot of time holed up in an office cubicle or in your room, then here’s something you can stick on the wall to make every day a little bit brighter.

The Beach Instant Window sticker is available from the Fancy for $80.

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For Singles With a Sense of Humor: DIY Make-Out Pillow

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DIY Makeout Pillow

Valentine’s day sucks for a lot of people–the primary reason being how it makes singles out of place with all the couple-themed offers and dinner deals retailers and restaurants put out that time of the year. But as a single person on happy hearts day, you can either go with the flow and ignore all the red paper hearts strewn all over the place–or have some fun with your singlehood.

If you still find yourself single (but, of course, never alone) on February 14th next year, then here’s a fun project that you can take on, just for the heck of it: the DIY Make-Out Pillow.

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As the name implies, it’s a pillow that you can make out with. Although whether or not someone would actually make out with this thing is beyond me. The ones you see above were made by Instructables user Emily Grace King, who came up with the idea after spotting a bag of discarded CPR dummy mouths in a dumpster by her apartment.

She let the creative juices flow and eventually ended up with these. You’ll need stuffing, felt, thread, glue, some cardboard, embroidery floss, and of course, dummy mouths to make one of these seemingly simple-looking pillows. You can find out how Emily made these here.

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For the Lonely: DIY Make-out Pillow

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The day that a lot of singles dread has now come and gone. While more and more unattached people choose to go out and spend the night with friends when February 14th rolls around, there are still those who stay home and sulk over their singlehood.

Then there are those who choose to have a little fun with the situation, like Instructables user Emily Grace King. After finding a bunch of CPR dummy mouths in a dumpster by her apartment building, Emily was inspired to create the Make-out Pillow.

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Staying true to its name, it’s a pillow that lonely people can make out with (ew) if they feel the need to, well, make out. While it looks pretty simple, making the Make-out Pillow requires a bit of work.

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You’ll need a sewing machine (yeah, you gotta work for that kiss!), some scissors, thread, embroidery floss, glue, felt or fabric, pullow stuffing, some cardboard, and of course, the CPR dummy mouth.

Want to make one of your very own? Check out Emily’s Instructables page to see how she did it.

[via Incredible Things]

Pissed at Someone? Pee on Them with PPShots

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Some people just get in your face and do all sorts of mean and disrespectful stuff, even if you didn’t do a thing to them. There’s no sense in arguing or rationalizing with people like that, simply because they started out by acting without sense, reason, or logic.

So to deal with your frustrations, anger, and annoyance, just pee on them.

PPShotsNot on them in person, but on their image via PPShots.

PPShots is essentially a waterproof (pee-proof? poop-proof?) sleeve that can hold a photo of whatever or whoever you’re angry at. Just slip the picture into the cast, stick it into your toilet bowl, and go.

PPShots are sold in packs of two for $10(USD) over on Amazon.

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Yeah, They Exist: Undies For Your iPhone

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iPhone Undies

Stop flashing your iPhone around in public while it’s naked. For a couple of bucks, you can dress it up in some funky skivvies and be done with it. It basically fits over your smartphone and covers up your home button from other people’s prying eyes.

Obviously, the smartphone undies are being sold as a novelty and don’t protect your phone in any way whatsoever. It does add the unexpected feature of covering up the home button, in case you’re prone to accidentally pressing it at inopportune moments.

Each pair of smartphone undies is priced at $4.

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Organic Dehydrated Water: Gluten-Free, No MSG, and For Fools Only

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Organic Dehydrated Water

There’s a reason why you should pay attention to labels. Most health buffs these days pick ‘organic’ options where they’re available, while those on a particular diet look for products marked ‘gluten-free.’ But for the ultimate ‘healthy’ treat, I invite you to give organic dehydrated water a shot. It’s free from MSG, it doesn’t contain any gluten, and it’s fresh and definitely not made from concentrate, if you’re worried about that.

Oh, and in case you missed the part about it being dehydrated water, then you fit the target market for these tins–the fools market, that is.

Our Future Essentials Dehydrated Water comes in a large #10 Can and is always fresh, never from concentrate and a 100% Organic. Dehydrated water is the perfect addition to all high-fiber, protein, and carbohydrate diets. It is light weight making it easy to store. It has a unique odorless, tasteless, and colorless appealing to all avid water drinkers. Perfect gift for the person who ‘has it all.’

It was created as a joke product for April Fools’ day but the really funny (or is it foolish?) thing is that you can buy it for real from MRE Depot. These cans are available for $5.

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Bubble Wrap Bikini: Eyes Won’t Be the Only Thing That’ll Pop

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You have to wonder: if that girl who was wearing the itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polkadot bikini was afraid to come out in the open, how would she feel if she were wearing this bubble wrap bikini instead?

Bubble Wrap Bikini1I know that there’s some sort of craze involving bubble wrap these days, but I never imagined that it would come to this. It’s not that it’s bad; it’s actually pretty cool in a very strange and offbeat way. It also kind of reminds me about that story about the emperor and his new clothes; while it’s definitely something to be awestruck about, it’ll leave the wearer exposed and out in the open, in the figurative and very literal sense.

As you can see, the bikini leaves nothing to the imagination. The bubbles on the bikini aren’t the only thing that’ll go pop when you wear it to the beach, that’s for sure.

Bubble Wrap Bikini

Apparently, this extremely daring bikini was an actual product from the early 1990s and was kept in storage (with minimal bubbles popped!) by Etsy seller BlackBettyVintage. The bubble wrap bikini is up for sale for $25 NZD (~$22 USD).

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ManHands Soap Delightful Scents Include Beer, Muscle Rub, Top Soil, and “Urinal Mint”

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Most men I know don’t smell like bacon, baseball gloves, top soil, or urinal cakes, but maybe it’s because the men I know take baths regularly and practice good hygiene. At least, I’d like to think so.

Nonetheless, it’s still funny to see ManHands’ line of man-branded soap featuring all sorts of weird and unusual scents like the ones I mentioned, plus more like muscle rub, bonfire, red wine, cash, and brewed coffee.

manhands scents 1The product page boasts that the soaps will make any man ‘smell like a man’ and ‘smell the way they need to smell.’ That’s pretty ironic, considering the fact that all 19 scents being offered smell, well, pretty disgusting to me. At least, I’d imagine they would, given the actual things they based on aren’t exactly stuff any girl (or guy) would want to sniff on a regular basis.

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They are: bacon, baseball glove, beer, bonfire, brewed coffee, buttered popcorn, cannabis, cash, cedar log cabin, democrat(?), fresh cut grass, margarita, muscle rub, nag champa incense, obsession cologne, red wine, republican, top soil – and, saving the best for last – urinal mint.

Each 3-ounce bar of ManHands soap is priced at $6.95.