Star Wars Characters Reimagined as Menacing Cars

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The launch of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens is a few days away, and UK-based online shop Carwow thought this would be a great occasion for reimagining some of the space saga’s most iconic characters as cars.

There’s plenty of Star Wars merchandise going around these days, and while the follow cars aren’t for sale, I’m sure that many wealthy fans of the saga would buy them if they were. It’s great to see that the photo manipulators who were behind this campaign included characters from both the original trilogy and the prequels. There are no characters from the upcoming movie, but I guess it’s better that way, as there’s no way to know now how much people will root for any of them.

Alfa Romeo Giulia Stormtrooper Edition

The mindless white followers of Darth Vader were reimagined as an Italian street car that’s unsettlingly elegant.

As is the case with most cars in this collection, the windshield is supposed to represent either the eyes or the visor of the characters, and Giulia’s is perfectly complemented by the frontal air intake.

Han Solo’s Millennium Hellcat

As much as I would have wanted to see Chewbacca as a car instead, it’s great to see that the photo manipulator’s haven’t forgotten about the starship that Han Solo piloted in the original trilogy.

The heavily modified Dodge Charger Hellcat captures the spirit oft he Millennium Falcon perfectly, as not only the color and massive headlight remind of it, but also the mini-antenna that’s placed next to a rearview mirrors.

Darth Maul’s Honda NSX

The red Sith Lord’s 2016 Honda NSX looks as frightening as this character did in The Phantom Menace.

Honda’s entire body features horns and spikes, in an attempt to bring Qui-Gon Jinn’s murderer.

Darth Vader’s BMW Z4 Death Star Edition

Considering Dieselgate, I would have suggested using a VW car instead of BMW’s Z4 for depicting one of the best villains in movie history.

After all, VW cars have a harmful effect on the environment, pretty much like Darth Vader did.

Wedge Antilles’ Lamborghini A-Wing

Well, at least a car made by the VW Group made the list, right?

The young pilot’s outfit didn’t take a lot of photoshopping to be turned in this vintage Lamborghini.

Jar Jar Binks as a Nissan Juke

Targeted towards the young crowd (pretty much as Jar Jar Binks was, as I don’t think any grown-up Star Wars fan has ever taken that character seriously), the Nissan Juke is the perfect car to depict the abomination that is the prequel character.

Even that tongue that’s nearly touching the road makes perfect sense!

Boba Fett’s Mercedes G-Class

Mercedes G-Class is known to be a very reliable car, as are most vehicles created by this German automaker.

And you have to admit that Boba Fett was a pretty reliable bounty hunter, as well.

Luke Skywalker as a Mazda MX-5

Anakin’s son also had an outfit that’s easy to remember.

Now all we have to do is hope that some tuning division will pick up from where Carwow left off and will turn all of these curs into a reality.

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Saber Cuts: Luke’s Lost Hand Collectible: Saw Wars

Dismemberment has become a staple in Star Wars films, with Obi-Wan Kenobi being the chopping champ. Sculptor Alessandro Randi aka Codec Zombie aims to preserve the meme with a series of handcrafted collectibles that he calls Saber Cuts, starting with the series’ most famous lost limb: Luke’s right hand.

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The 2.8″ hand, still clutching Luke’s lightsaber, is made of resin and is hand painted. Alessandro made only 50 units, and signed and numbered the packaging of each one.

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Spoke Art is selling the first 25 units for $125 (USD) each, while Alessandro has the other half on his online store for ~$90 each.

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Lightsaber Rings: Marry Me, You Will

A few years ago, we saw a really cool ring that was custom made by one talented Star Wars fan. We can’t all be jewelry Jedi, but thanks to Takayas Custom Jewelry you can still wield a lightsaber-inspired ring.

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I might be wrong but I think the rings’ sterling silver body and Swarovski zirconia gems are based on the lightsabers of Luke, Darth Vader and Mace Windu.

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Contact Takayas Custom Jewelry through their website for pricing and other details.

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Adult Luke Skywalker and Boba Fett Star Wars Underoos

I remember Underoos from when I was a kid. They’re underwear that’s fun to wear! Pretty comfy too.

I had no idea Underoos were back – or that they had Star Wars versions. Awesome! Time to run around in my underwear pretending I’m Boba Fett. Look out for the Sarlacc pit! You can now get adult underoos in Luke Skywalker and Boba Fett versions.

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The Luke set is really just an X-Wing pilot’s suit, which is strange. They should have just called it Rebel pilot. On the other hand, the Fett set actually looks like Boba. The only problem I see with the Boba Fett set is that, there’s no good place to hide a thermal detonator unless you get really creative.

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Still, Star Wars Underoos! Yeah.

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Star Wars’ Lando Calrissian Gets Own Comic This Summer


When Star Wars viewers first meet Lando Calrissian (Billy Dee Williams) on screen in middle of his arc, there's a lot left unsaid on what happened before The Empire Strikes Back.Marvel decided to...

Star Wars Stacking Mugs Let You Make Han Skytrooper

These Star Wars stacking mugs will look great in your kitchen cabinet. Although you may not want to drink out of Luke Skywalker or Han Solo’s crotch. Save those for guests you don’t really like.

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These clever mugs are divided into thirds and show the bust, groin, and legs of Luke, Han Solo, and a Stormtrooper. I guess that means Yoda would have been just one mug in this set. Mix and match them for some geeky kitchen fun. They’re just £14.95 (~$25 USD) per set from Prezzybox, and they’re going fast.

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You know what would have been cooler? Droid mugs that you can mix and match to create new droids. That I would buy in a heartbeat.

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Jedi Hunters are The Main Villains in Star Wars: Episode VII


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Star Wars Hockey Goalie Masks by Bauer

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Sometimes you have to be a real Jedi to be a goalie in hockey, making saves at lightning fast speeds, sensing where the puck will be before it gets there. With this new line of Star Wars goalie masks from Bauer you can really be a Force in the net. There are five different Star Wars characters to choose from:
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Yoda might be small but he’s definitely extremely quick and very agile, especially for his age. Make the save, you will. Save or save not, there is no penalty.
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Storm Troopers aren’t known for being the best shot, which is probably why they’re sticking to defense here. They’re used to wearing a lot of padded armor and falling down, so perfect for a hockey goalie I guess. (OK, technically these are Shock Troopers from the Clone Wars, but close enough, right?)
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Boba Fett, for those goalkeepers that want to put a bounty on ice skating goons.
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The hero, Luke Skywalker. If there’s anyone who can save the day, or just make a bumbling save, it’s Luke. If you wear this mask, you might start off the first period with a little doubt and uncertainty but by overtime, it’s showtime. Shows Luke in battle on the ice planet of Hoth, appropriately enough.
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There’s always a villain. The Darth Vader goalie mask is ideal for those away games. Hey, the fans are going to boo you anyway, why not both look and play the villain. Very powerful.

Each mask has a Lexan EXL polycarbonate shell, a dual density mechanically attached liner with a cloth sweatband and a carbon steel round wire. Han may have shot first but Yoda made the save. Sweet.

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Star Wars Gets the Street Art Treatment

Animated character designer Phil Postma created this series of imaginary Star Wars action figures cards after he saw an image of an R2-D2 action figure that looked like a tiny spray can.

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I love the graffiti art style of the images, and think it would be awesome if they actually made a Star Wars animated series with this look.

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I’d also like Phil to come to my neighborhood and spray this on one of the buildings:

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Be sure to head over to Phil’s blog to check out more images from his Star Wars street art series – and lots of other awesome art.

Why Lupita Nyong’o Should Be The Star Of The Next Star Wars


Hollywood Reporter reported on Friday that Lupita Nyong’o, the Academy Award-winning actress from 12 Years A Slave, might be talking to J.J. Abrams about a role in the upcoming Star...