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Giant 12-Foot Tall Pumpkin Headed Vine Skeleton Halloween Decoration

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Because what’s Halloween if not an opportunity to one-up all your neighbors with over-the-top decorations, this is the 12-ft Giant-Sized Inferno Pumpkin Skeleton with LifeEyes™ LCD Eyes available from Home Depot for $350. I can already imagine my wife asking what the $350 charge from Home Depot was and me lying and telling her it was for power tools. Matt from two doors down doesn’t stand a chance of out-Halloweening me this year!

The giant pumpkin-headed skeleton includes posable arms, a ribcage filled with a glowing flame effect, a fiery mouth, and LCD animated eyes that look around and stare at people passing by. Am I going to leave mine up year-round? For $350, you better believe I am, and I don’t care what the homeowner’s association has to say about it.

It goes without saying that if you have a 12-foot pumpkin king skeleton in your yard, you better be handing out full-size candy bars. Because I think we can all agree having a 12-foot Halloween decoration on your lawn but handing out candy corn or licorice is a recipe for getting your house toilet papered.

[via LaughingSquid]

Have Your Own Nightmare Before Christmas with this Cthulhu Ornament

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It’s that time of year. Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. It’s time to set up the Christmas tree, string the lights, and hang the ornaments. But if you’re tired of all the jolly and festive holiday traditions, maybe you need to go with something a little darker for your decorations this year. This Cthulhu ornament should help kick things off quite nicely.

Created by the demented minds of Horrornaments, this monstrous green creature is sure to give your tree a fresh new look this year. With its beady little eyes and mouth tentacles, it’s here to torment and drive your house guests insane.

If you really want to create madness, I say cover the entire tree with these things. Or, if you’re craving some other creepy items for your tree, be sure to check out the rest of the Horrornaments collection.

Game of Thrones Westeros Glass Map Isn’t Made from Dragon Glass

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Back in the day, we went to the carnival when it came to town each year. Everyone seemed to win those glass mirror squares with different sayings on them by throwing darts at balloons. Often there were a bunch of broken ones scattered around the parking lot. Game of Thrones fans don’t have to throw darts to get this Westeros glass map – they just need cash.

The glass map offers up a full view of Westeros, and comes with sticky stuff to hang it on your wall. If it should fall, it will shatter easier than The Wall did. It is made from tempered glass so if you drink too much and break it; you won’t bleed like a dragon stuck with a giant arrow.

ThinkGeek has these in stock for $24.99 and ready to ship now. Perhaps they’ll make a version that shows what’s West of Westeros when that inevitable spin-off hits HBO.

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Be the Envy of Your Neighborhood with this Giant Inflatable Fortnite Battle Bus

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Of course, others who don’t know what this bus is all about will wonder why you have a giant inflatable bus on your lawn. How many senile grandparents will walk their grandchild to this bus thinking that it will take them to school? Also, sadly you can’t go inside and be whisked off to a faraway island to kill other people and build forts for no reason. They really need more plot in that game.

I say you fill this thing with helium so you can be carried into the air just like in the game. Pack a parachute and just jump whenever you see an island. Seriously though, they really missed an opportunity by not making this bus flyable. I believe in authenticity. If it flies in the game, it should fly over your yard. If you’ve got $400 to blow, you can grab this over on Amazon today, and have it in plenty of time for Halloween.

[via Internet vs Wallet]

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Star Trek TNG Corridor Door Cover Makes It So… Cool

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Of all the awesome tech in Star Trek: The Next Generation, there were two things I really wanted. I wanted the replicator not for “Tea, Earl Grey, Hot” but so I could have all the snacks I wanted on a whim. “Eggs, Cadbury, Not Melted.” I also wanted doors that automatically opened when I walked up to them and made that satisfying “swish” sound. I’ll never get either of those things, but at least I can get this sweet TNG corridor door cover.

Install this on your door, and it will look like you are peering out of your quarters as you prepare to walk to the bridge and fight off Q’s latest antics. The 38″ x 84″ cover fits over the doors using elastic corners like a bed sheet. It looks like it’s made of that flimsy plastic material used in decorative door covers for Halloween and Christmas, but this one is made from machine-washable polyester. Rather than putting Santa or an axe murderer on your door, go with a corridor from the NCC-1701-D.

ThinkGeek has the Next Generation of door covers for just $24.99.

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Steampunk Light Switch

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Are you still into Steampunk, the retro-futuristic Victorian-era-inspired aesthetic that was all the rage a couple years ago? Well, have we ever got a light switch for you. It fits over most standard wall switches in the USA; just unscrew the plate cover and screw this one in instead.

My lever system has a bolt and nut design that allows you to adjust the amount of torque needed to flip the lights on and off. Your purchase comes with a small, matching wrench to help you adjust the bolts. It also comes with a steel spacer plate that ensures a tight seal against the wall and also prevents wobbling and unsightly gaps.

This design is compatible with toggle switches. If you have a dimmer or rocker switch, I can include a 15A-120V toggle switch with your order at no extra charge.

It’s actually made from plasma cut steel, which makes it look and feel more authentic. And by the way, if your home has more of an industrial feel (the grown up version of steampunk), it’ll work just as well there. It’s $65.

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Game of Gnomes Garden Gnome: Weeds are Coming

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If you ask me, garden gnomes are creepy; their little concrete eyes follow you around as you walk through the yard. Deep down we all know that one foggy summer night they will finally come alive, creep into the house and eat all the Bagel Bites. If you are a Game of Thrones fan, and aren’t too creeped out by gnomes, you need this guy to protect your garden.

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This Game of Gnomes garden gnome sits on the Iron Shovel throne looking a bit like Ned Stark, before he lost his head that is. Keep in mind that the throne isn’t actually made of iron – the whole thing is cast from polyresin. It stands 9″ tall x 6″ wide x 5″ deep and could be a nice little desk statue for your cubicle if you don’t have a garden.

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I figured that since this is a gnome on a throne made of garden shovels, creating it would be fair use, but it is officially licensed Game of Thrones merchandise. You can get one at ThinkGeek for $19.99.

Lampster is a Bipedal LED Lamp of Awesome

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One glance at the Lampster and I automatically thought of the Lensor creatures from the Riddick franchise. Those were the weird people with the giant lens things on their faces. Lampster won’t see where you are hiding, but it will shed light on your room, desk, or even the outdoors.
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This little robot looking lamp stands a substantial 18-inches tall and has a giant lamp for a head. His head can be swiveled and angled up and down as well. The glass-lensed bulb is a recycled old headlight that’s been retrofitted with a dual element LED with white and RGB LEDs. You can control the color of light the lamp throws using a smartphone app. The brightness can also be controlled between settings for indoor use or outdoor use. Yes, Lampster is waterproof too.

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Lampster is on Kickstarter looking to raise $30,000 and has destroyed that goal to the tune of nearly $250,000 with 26 days to go. The sweet military looking Lampster will set you back $179 with the normal solid colors costing you $149, shipping is expected in June.

[via The Awesomer]

Star Wars Pumpkins: An Elegant Squash for a More Civilized Age

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Do yourself a favor and get these Star Wars pumpkins this Halloween. You won’t have to carve it open, or scoop any slimy pumpkin guts, or carve your design in them. These are already done. It’s like you used the Force to summon them.

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Why go through all of that work when these pumpkins are already perfect? You can choose from Darth Vader or Yoda. These pumpkins are black with an “etched” orange design that glows when lit.

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These things are going to look amazing and very spooky at night. That black background will really make them look extra creepy and cool.

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You can use these indoors or outdoors, and either place will look completely awesome.

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Get yours for $19.99(USD) each from ThinkGeek. Best Halloween decorations ever.

Joker Ground Breaker: Why So Spooky?

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Halloween will be here before you know it and that means that the stores are already crammed with decorations and costumes. If you are working on your creepy yard decoration plans, you might want to include this DC Joker Ground Breaker. It looks like the Joker is climbing out of the ground to get you, and he’s not looking too happy.

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This is a much scarier Joker than we normally see with a face that has been cut away and held on with staples. It’s modeled after the Joker from “Death of the Family.”

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It even has a motion sensitive spotlight to scare the bejeebers out of anyone walking by your dark yard. You can get yours at ThinkGeek for $89.99(USD).

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