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Stetson Carbon Fiber Fedora: Nice Weave

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Not everyone can wear a fedora. Most people try to look like Indiana Jones, but just look silly instead. So just go straight to Stetson’s Carbon Fiber Fedora. You are going to look dorky anyway. Yes, this exists, although I have no idea why.

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Stetson makes this unique fedora cut from the lightweight and super strong woven material. If you’re a fan of the stuff, this is the hat you want. It is made using a carbon fiber strand that’s been uniquely processed to be flexible while holding together.

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Want one? You can get it for $199(USD) from Carbon Fiber Gear.

[via The Awesomer]

Mr. Meeseeks Crochet Hat: I’m Mr. Meeseeks, Look at Me!

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Mr. Meeseeks has one job. That’s to keep you warm. Just be aware, he will do whatever it takes, to do this job. At least you aren’t asking him to improve your golf game. That always ends badly.

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This funny hat will keep you warm in the winter months, which is great. I hope it works because if Mr. Meeseeks is unable to complete this task, things are going to get out of hand in a hurry. How much is your potential warmth worth to you? Is it worth the risk? Personally, I wouldn’t buy it. Mr. Meeseeks freaks me out.

[via Fashionably Geek]

Edible Nacho Hat: I Want to be a Nacho Man!

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Take your nachos with you wherever you go with this edible hat. Just fill it up with salsa and wear it. If you get hungry, just start breaking pieces off and start eating.

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Maybe you should just wear it at home, because I just had a scary thought. There’s like a one in a million chance that a bird will poop on your head, and therefore in your salsa. Best not to take chances, that’s what I say.

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Anyway, this Homer Simpson inspired hat was created by Cota Froise, who loves her nachos so much that she’s willing to wear her food. Damn. Now I’m hungry for nachos. Thanks internet.

[Oddity Central and Incredible Diary via Geyser of Awesome]

Star Wars Ewok Knit Hooded Scarf: YubNub!

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Star Wars fever is in full swing, and if you want to dress up to see The Force Awakens, but you don’t want the weird looks that go along with getting to the theater, this is the ticket.

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This Ewok Knit Hooded Scarf looks like a regular orange scarf if you fold it just right, but when the geek need hits you can unfold the hood and it has fuzzy Ewok ears that stick out of the top. If you wore this to the forest moon of Endor, they would gladly accept you into their tree houses.

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It’s pretty cute and if you want your own plunk down $24.99(USD) over at ThinkGeek.

Yoda Beanie: Keep Ears Warm, You Will

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Hailing from the humid, hot and swampy world of Dagobah, I figure that Yoda wouldn’t care much for the cold. I’m pretty sure this is why he didn’t meet Luke on Hoth to fight the Empire. If you take after Yoda and don’t care for the cold, you will love this Yoda beanie.

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It’s green and has embroidery that looks like Yoda’s face on the front. It also has big green ears. Of course when you wear it, you must talk Yodaese. Wear this hat, you will.

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It’s made of stretchy acrylic fabric, so that means it’s probably not itchy. There’s nothing worse than an itchy Yoda. This will be the perfect thing to keep you warm during snowball fights on Hoth. You can get your own at ThinkGeek for $19.99(USD).

Harley Quinn Mask Hat Is Jester Chic

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Yesterday, I showed you all a sweet Batman hat that had pointy ears and holes for the eyes so you can wear the hat like a mask. Ladies could wear that Batman hat if so inclined, but some might prefer a similar hat based on a female comic book superhero or supervillain; I’m not sure which Harley Quinn is.

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This one is a Harley Quinn Peruvian mask hat. It’s called “Peruvian” because of the red and black tassels hanging down on each side. I’d guess that at some point in the past those tassels were used to tie hats onto the head.

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The hat has eyeholes for you to peep through so you can see your pals Joker and Poison Ivy. Get the Harley Quinn hat at ThinkGeek for $19.99(USD).