These are the voyages of the Starsock Monkeyprise… These Kirk and Spock sock monkeys are Kirk and Spock like you have never seen them before. I just feel sad for them because there is no McCoy to complete the trio.
Not gonna comment on the obvious. Okay, one quick comment. Kirk obviously sat out in the sun too long while on shore leave, while Spock did the logical thing and stayed on the ship doing science stuff.
If you have a job where you need business cards sitting out on your desk at all times, you might have a lame and boring cardholder. It probably came from Walmart or Office Depot. You could have stolen it from your pal in the cubicle next door, but we won’t judge. If you need an awesome business card holder that no one can steal from you, this is it. Okay, it might be a target for theft, but if you see it on your buddy’s desk it’ll be pretty obvious where they got it from.
Behold the highly logical Bronze Spock Business Card holder. It holds business cards between the thumb and a ridge in the palm of its hand. Around the base of the bronze hand, it says “Live Long and Prosper.”
Each unit is handpainted and made from polystone resin. It measures 4.25″ x 2.5″ x 6.5″ and is an officially-licensed Star Trek accessory. You can get your own Spock hand for $34.99(USD) at ThinkGeek.
This Star Trek Spock cameo necklace is the most logical neckwear for fans of Vulcans and Vulcan science officers. It keeps things classy, while allowing you to nerd it up at the same time.
You can get it with Spock’s profile or with the Vulcan salute. It will cost you just about $11(USD) from Etsy seller BunnysBeadsUK’s shop.
Are you looking for some cute jewelry that won’t cost a fortune? Forget diamonds and gold. Just put some Star Trek crew members on your finger. I love these little chibi looking Kirk and Spock in their original series uniforms.
Check out their shop. They are sure to have something you like. Spock and Kirk are only $15 (USD) each.
Crochet. The final frontier… Do you like the logical side of Spock, but also want him to have a softer side? Well, this Spock/Minion amigurumi is the perfect new member of your crew if you have a spot open on your bridge.
Is it Spock looking like a minion or a minion looking like Spock? I have no idea. I just know that he is adorable. This cute little Vulcan hybrid comes from Etsy artist Kutuleras and you can get him for just about $31(USD) from their Etsy shop.
He is 12.5 inches tall and the glasses are even removable. Now you can have a Vulcan/Minion aboard your starship for the first time in the Federation’s history.
While you’re over there, be sure to check out their Captain Picard minion. Make it so!