Star Trek TNG Picard Facepalm Bust: Oh the Stupidity!

Sometimes people just say stupid things. They do it a lot, actually. What can you do, aside from sigh and facepalm? Captain Picard feels your pain. He’s had to cover his face and wince in embarassment on a more than a few occasions himself. Now you can own a bust of Picard doing exactly that. Whenever life throws something stupid at you, just look to Picard and let him do the facepalming on your behalf.

Just put this 6″ tall Picard bust on your desk and enjoy. This awesome bust is limited to an edition size of just 1602… which actually just made me facepalm, because it should have been 1701. I already need this bust. In fact, I’m not going to let Picard be the only one to do it either, I’m gonna facepalm with him when someone tests my patience. Because a twin facepalm is better than one when your patience is at it’s thinnest.

Put this bust on your desk, your game table, your ready room, bridge, anywhere. Because life comes at you fast, you never know when you’ll need it. You won’t be alone anymore because Captain Picard has your back. This limited-edition bust is a ThinkGeek exclusive, and is selling for $64.99. So don’t miss your chance to get yours, or else you’ll be facepalming about your decision.

Gentle Giant Darth Vader Emperor’s Wrath 1/6 Scale Bust: Proof that Anakin Skywalker Has Ribs

Gentle Giant wants to illuminate your toy shelf with the light from a father’s loving heart. And a Sith Lord’s Force Lightning.

The Darth Vader Emperor’s Wrath mini-bust immortalizes the Star Wars villain’s redeeming moment from Return of the Jedi. Anakin showed his human side figuratively and literally by shielding Luke from Darth Sidious’ lethal attack. To mimic the tragic scene, the 7″ tall bust lights up and is cast from translucent resin.

You can pre-order the bust from BigBadToyStore for $117 (USD).

Deadpool Caesar Bust: Et Tu, Gravimetric Anomaly?

If you are a big Deadpool fan you will want to check this out. Yep, this is a bust of Deadpool dressed as Julius Caesar, complete with his gold laurel wreath headband. Deadpool’s got his swords on back, and even though they don’t look anything like the swords from the movie, they’re still pretty cool.

deadpool-bustzoom in

Each of the busts are limited edition and hand painted by Gentle Giant LTD. It is made of a polyresin material and has a certificate of authenticity.

It’s not clear exactly how large the bust is, but it does look great. The bust will be available in April 2017 for $79.99 via Entertainment Earth.

Street Fighter II Defeated Face Busts: Nine! Eight!..

Milestone reminds us how far Street Fighter‘s art has come with these terribad 2″ busts. They’re 3D versions of the character portraits that appear in Street Fighter II after you’re defeated.

street_fighter_ii_defeated_loser_face_busts_by_milestone_1zoom in

Seeing Ryu and the gang beat up makes the “Continue?” prompt seem sarcastic.

street_fighter_ii_defeated_loser_face_busts_by_milestone_2zoom in

street_fighter_ii_defeated_loser_face_busts_by_milestone_3zoom in

street_fighter_ii_defeated_loser_face_busts_by_milestone_4zoom in

street_fighter_ii_defeated_loser_face_busts_by_milestone_5zoom in

street_fighter_ii_defeated_loser_face_busts_by_milestone_6zoom in

street_fighter_ii_defeated_loser_face_busts_by_milestone_7zoom in

Chun-li is just straight up crying and E. Honda looks like he’s embarrassed because there’s some ketchup on his face. Guile and M. Bison on the other hand clearly gave it their all. You can buy a 12-pack from Hobby Link Japan for ~$80 (USD), but these are blind boxed so you might not complete the set in one purchase.

[via Kotaku]

Homer Simpson Made from Junk Food

Sometimes the folks over at Mandatory.com like to make life sized recreations of cartoon and movie characters out of food. It’s fun, not to mention delicious. Their latest creation is a bust of Homer Simpson made out of all the junk foods that Homer Simpson loves. Which means that we love them too.

junk_food_homer_simpsonzoom in

Here is a list of all the items used: Giant marshmallows, Meringues, Melted salt water taffy, Blue cotton candy, Licorice, 6 giant Simpsons donuts, Blue gummy bears, 29 powdered donuts, Black licorice, 112 yellow gummy bears, 18 lemon gummies, Pancakes and 77 cola gummies.

I have a stomach ache just from reading that list.

[via YouBentMyWookie]

Ancient Mexican Batman Bust: Batmayan

This is no ancient relic, rather it’s a modern artwork made by Behance user kimbal. He was one of 30 artists who were commissioned by Warner Home Entertainment Mexico and the Mexican Museum of Design. They were each given a plain white Batman bust to go wild on, as a way to celebrate Bats’ 75th birthday while showcasing Mexican creativity. ¡He aquí! El caballero de la noche!

mayan batman bust by kimbal 620x348magnify

Kimbal drew inspiration from the Mayan god Camazotz. If you’re a Shin Megami Tensei fan then you might be familiar with this deity. Not only was Camazotz the Mayan god of darkness (among other things), he was also portrayed as a bat. Apparently his name translates to “death bat.”  So. I guess I should have led with that one.

mayan batman bust by kimbal 3 620x348magnify

Pray to the god of browsing and head to kimbal’s Behance page for more shots of his sweet sculpture.

[via Reddit]

Alien Warrior & Big Chap 1/2 Scale Busts: Walletbursters

Sideshow Collectibles will release two Xenomorph busts this year. Both the Big Chap and the Alien Warrior will be in “Legendary Scale”, the toy maker’s term for 1:2 scale. Unless we’re talking about a Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann scale model, I refuse to call anything that’s half the size of the original “Legendary”. That said, these busts are freakin’ scary.

alien legendary scale big chap bust by sideshow collectibles 620x413magnify

Come on Sideshow, use a banana. Get with the program. The Big Chap is 14″ high and has its trademark slimy shine, semi-translucent head and French kiss-ready mouths. It also bears a relief of a xenomorph egg and a facehugger at the back of its base. It also comes with a plate that bears the Alien movie title in its stylized font.

alien legendary scale big chap bust by sideshow collectibles 2 620x413magnify

alien legendary scale big chap bust by sideshow collectibles 3 620x413magnify

alien legendary scale big chap bust by sideshow collectibles 4 620x413magnify

alien legendary scale big chap bust by sideshow collectibles 5 620x413magnify

alien legendary scale big chap bust by sideshow collectibles 6 620x413magnify

alien legendary scale big chap bust by sideshow collectibles 7 620x413magnify

The Alien Warrior is not as slimy or imposing as the Big Chap and has its distinctive ridges. Its bust also has an egg and facehugger relief has an Aliens film plate.

alien legendary scale warrior bust by sideshow collectibles 620x288magnify

alien legendary scale warrior bust by sideshow collectibles 2 620x413magnify

alien legendary scale warrior bust by sideshow collectibles 3 620x413magnify

alien legendary scale warrior bust by sideshow collectibles 4 620x413magnify

alien legendary scale warrior bust by sideshow collectibles 5 620x485magnify

alien legendary scale warrior bust by sideshow collectibles 6 620x413magnify

alien legendary scale warrior bust by sideshow collectibles 7 620x500magnify

alien legendary scale warrior bust by sideshow collectibles 8 620x571magnify

Get in the power browser and head to Sideshow Collectibles to pre-order the busts. The Big Chap costs $400 (USD) and will be released this November while the Alien Warrior costs $350 and will be released this July.

[via GeekAlerts]

Bigfoot Found!

If you had bet me that there would someday be two shows about finding Bigfoot on TV at the same time, you would have won that bet soundly. But here we are, and Sasquatch is bigger and hairier than ever. Now I wish I were on that 10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty show, because I’ve just found the beast.

bigfoot bust 1 620x941magnify

Unfortunately, this “life-size” Bigfoot is only a bust, so that probably doesn’t count for the $10 million prize. This detailed replica of the elusive, yet non-existent creature was made by DougFX, and is crafted from rubber, polyurethane foam, fake fur and glass eyes – which I have on good authority is what actual Bigfeets are made from. And lollipops.

bigfoot bust 3magnify

Actually, this replica is based on the 1967 Patterson/Gimlin film of a Bigfoot nicknamed “Patty”

bigfoot bust 2 620x366magnify

This monstrous Bigfoot bust can be yours for the low low price of $1500(USD). I guess if I had the money to spare, I’d actually consider buying one, if only so I could have my own reality show.

Admiral Ackbar Magnitude Bust: Napoleon It’s a BonaTrap

Careful Star Wars fans! What you’re seeing, it’s a trap! For your money, that is. It’s the wise and bug-eyed Admiral Ackbar, decked in military uniform and a glorious mustache. This fine sculpture is based on a glorious painting by Steven Daily.

admiral ackbar bust

The bust only has 500 units available, so if you want a mustached squid man gracing your house, pre-order one from Gentle Giant Ltd. for $175 (USD).

[via Figures via Topless Robot]