Drink Like a Boss: Jerry Can Stainless Steel Hip Flask

Posted on 05/05/2014 by Hazel Chua

Back in the day and even until now, jerry cans are used to transport liquids like gas and water. And now you can fill them up your drink of choice, whether it’s water, juice, soda, or booze, so you can have a swig or two when you’re thirsty. Of course, we’re not talking about the regular-sized containers that can hold up to 20 liters. Rather, we’re talking about this awesome hip flask that looks like a miniature version of the jerry can.

The jerry can flask is fashioned from stainless steel and can hold up to 6 ounces of fuel for your bod. You don’t have to be a GI to appreciate its design. The flask is available online for $13.

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Archer Suit Flask Has a Lid That Won’t Slip off For Like No Reason

Posted on 05/05/2014 by Shane McGlaun

Remember that episode of Archer where he has the world’s deadliest toxin in a pen? The big catch there was that the cap might slip off the pen “for like no reason.” If you are a high functioning alcoholic like Sterling Archer, you might need a flask to take your damnation with you everywhere.

The good news is that unlike that killer pen, the lid on this flask won’t slip off for like no reason. The lid is hinged so when you are toasted in your $900 turtleneck, you won’t lose it

The flask holds six ounces of scotch or whatever you are boozing it up with. You can buy one right now on ThinkGeek for $14.99(USD).

Functional Fashion: Flask Bracelet

Posted on 25/03/2014 by Hazel Chua

It’s important to stay hydrated throughout the day. If you can’t be bothered to tote a water bottle in your bag at all times, then what about wearing one around your wrist? The Flask Bracelet was designed with women in mind, but brave dudes can sport one if they don’t mind the inevitable teasing that’ll come from colleagues who’ll wonder why in the world they’re sporting this huge bangle on their wrists.

Designed by Cynthia Rowley, the Flask Bracelet is exactly what it’s name says it is: it’s a bracelet that doubles as a flask and vice versa. It can hold up to 3oz of your beverage of choice, be it water, juice, or beer. Granted, it’ll probably give you sore wrists at the end of the day if you fill it up to full capacity. Is the added convenience worth the pain? You decide.

The Flask Bracelet is available online for $225.

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Entertainment Flask: Sip, Don’t Blow on This NES Cartridge

Posted on 15/11/2013 by Paul Strauss

It’s the eve of the launch of the PS4 and one week before the Xbox One’s arrival, and I just realized something. We pay $60 for video games these days, and they all are packaged in the same old boring round discs. Sometimes I long for game cartridges. Not only did ROM-based games load instantly, their cartridges offered each system their own distinctive game packaging. Arguably, the most iconic game cartridge is from the original NES.

While I don’t really have a need to carry around NES cartridges any more, I’d be happy to carry around this one which happens to be a functional flask.

The guys at Ink Whiskey have come up with the Entertainment Flask, a drink flask which disguises itself perfectly as an NES cart. Each one is embellished with an appropriate game label, including Metal Beer, Super Bar-Hop Bros., CastleVodka, and the sure to be top-seller Drunk Hunt.

Ink Whiskey is currently raising funds for production of the Entertainment Flask over on Kickstarter, where a pledge of at least $20(USD) will get you a cartridge flask. $50 or more gets you a shiny gold The Legend of Drink edition, reminiscent of the gold Zelda and ridiculously rare Nintendo World Championships gold cartridge.

They’ve still got a little way to go to hit their modest fundraising goal of $12,000, so head on over before November 23 to show your support to help bring this project to fruition. Your whisky is counting on it.

[via GearMoose]

Nerdtendo Gamebooze Flasks: Press A to Barf

Posted on 10/07/2013 by Conner Flynn

We all could use a little nip of booze now and then. Life is stressful. But you want to drink stealthily. That means hiding your flask so it doesn’t look like you are drinking. This awesome Nerdtendo Gamebooze should do the trick.

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No one will think it the slightest bit odd that you are tipping that Game Boy to your mouth and drinking from it.

The Gamebooze flask is made by Etsy user Athenaswink who says “This is a high quality stainless steel flask wrapped in high quality vinyl with super-strong adhesive that attaches all the way around the flask.” In other words, it’s a flask with a sticker on it.

Booze and the Nintendo Game Boy is a winning combination that leaves you uncoordinated enough to never beat a game.

[via 8bitfuture via Obvious Winner]

Drinks in Disguise: iFlask is a Flask That Looks Like an iPhone

Posted on 10/05/2013 by Hazel Chua

iPhone Flask

Clearly, there are a lot of liquids you can pour into these iFlasks that shouldn’t be consumed while you’re at work or attending some show or event where those said drinks are prohibited. Those types of liquids aren’t the ones we’re encouraging you to fill these iFlasks with, obviously, because that’s just one classic example of a supposedly neat gizmo used in a totally wrong way.

It’s pretty clear what the iFlask is, based on its name alone. In case you haven’t figured it out, it’s a flask that’s shaped and designed to look like an iPhone. It can hold up to 5 ounces of your beverage of choice discreetly. In fact, most people wouldn’t be any wiser unless they happen to grab hold of your “phone” and notice something sloshing inside of it.

The iFlask is constructed from a stainless steel frame and comes with a collapsible funnel so you can fill it up with ease. It’s currently available for pre-order online and is priced at $24.95.

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Flask Bangle Bracelet Lets You Wear Your Drink Around Your Wrists

Posted on 23/12/2012 by Hazel Chua

Whether you need to stay hydrated or you’re just a drunk, you should have a flask. But if you find that carrying one is inconvenient, then you might want to wear one instead. We have the FlaskTie for the guys, and now the Flask Bangle for the ladies.

Flask Cocktail

These Flask Bangles were designed by none other than Cynthia Rowley. Those who fancy accessories like these and those who love the fact that it’s actually more than just a bracelet will love them. Unfortunately, the $225 fashion accessory is currently sold out (yes, it’s that popular) but you can sign up to get in-stock notifications.

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Women who aren’t into huge, chunky accessories might want to skip this, though, and stick with actual flasks they can hold and carry instead.

[via Bit Rebels]

FlaskTie: For Professional Drinkers Only

Posted on 18/12/2012 by Hazel Chua

I get thirsty a lot but hate having to leave my desk just to get a glass of water. So I’ve resorted to keeping a small jug by my desk instead. If you don’t have space on your desk for a jug or pitcher – and happen to be a guy – then you’re in luck, because the FlaskTie is now available.

If you also happen to be a girl who wears ties, then I guess you’re in luck, too.

The FlaskTie is basically a tie with a flask attached and hidden on ones of its inner flaps. There’s a mouthpiece located at the end of the back where you can drink your poison of choice covertly. Just bite down and sip when you’re thirsty, and leave it hanging when you’ve had your fill. The valve self-seals after each drink so you don’t have to worry about nasty spills or gross-looking stains.

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The FlaskTie is available in a variety of colors for $24.95(USD). Just don’t let your boss catch you sipping hooch out of this thing – unless you plan on sharing.

[via Geekologie via Gizmodo]

FlaskTie: Now You Can Wear Your Tie and Drink From It, Too

Posted on 14/12/2012 by Hazel Chua

Flask Tie

Here’s another way you can stick it to your boss for all the crap that you went through this year: the FlaskTie. It’s a passive-aggressive way of going about it since you won’t be doing or saying anything. What you’ll be doing behind his or her back instead is have an occasional swig or two of some happy juice while you’re at work, thanks to the FlaskTie. It’s the latest unusually innovative tie made by the same group that brought you the Pillow Tie last year.

The FlaskTie has an 8 oz flask concealed inside it, so all you have to do is lift the back slip with the mouthpiece and sip away whenever you get thirsty. Of course, you don’t have to fill it up with booze, because we all know how annoyingly hard it can get to punch in numbers or type up reports when you’re tipsy. That, and the fact that it could get you fired…

Flask Tie

The coolest thing about the tie’s mouthpiece is that it self-seals after each drink, so you don’t have to worry about any drips or stains on your shirt (or worse, on your pants.) The FlaskTie is priced at $24.95.