Star Wars Yoda Yoga Mat: Downward Facing Dog, or Dog Not

Use the Force. Get in shape. Train like a Yoga Jedi Master with this Yoda Yoga Mat. It will help you to be calm as a Jedi Master and just as fit. And it is appropriately colored what I would call swamp green.

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The mat features the classic phrase “Do, or do not. There is no try.” along with Yoda’s wise head. Remember to breathe, you will. Huge muscles and bench-pressing 500 pounds, a Jedi craves not these things. A strong inner core you will have and a strong spirit, when you do Yoga on this mat.

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If Luke had this, his training on Dagobah would have been much different. You can feel the Force flow through this Yoga mat. Get it for $24.99 from ThinkGeek.

Yoda Beanie: Keep Ears Warm, You Will

Hailing from the humid, hot and swampy world of Dagobah, I figure that Yoda wouldn’t care much for the cold. I’m pretty sure this is why he didn’t meet Luke on Hoth to fight the Empire. If you take after Yoda and don’t care for the cold, you will love this Yoda beanie.

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It’s green and has embroidery that looks like Yoda’s face on the front. It also has big green ears. Of course when you wear it, you must talk Yodaese. Wear this hat, you will.

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It’s made of stretchy acrylic fabric, so that means it’s probably not itchy. There’s nothing worse than an itchy Yoda. This will be the perfect thing to keep you warm during snowball fights on Hoth. You can get your own at ThinkGeek for $19.99(USD).

3D Light FX Star Wars Wall Crashers: That’s No Moon, it’s a Nightlight!

Anyone who has kids knows that you will need a nightlight at some point. Why not make it a cool nightlight? 3D Light FX has debuted some sweet new Star Wars wall lights that include some of the most iconic characters and items from the franchise.

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One of the coolest is the Death Star that appears to have crashed through the wall. It has lots of little lights, green giant laser, and its mid-section is brightly lit. It looks really cool.

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Other available options include C3-PO’s head with glowing eyes, R2-D2 with a glowing projector, Yoda, Boba Fett, and Vader’s head smashing through the wall – which looks really great when you combine it with the glowing red light saber.

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I’d have to buy the Death Star and Vader they are awesome. Keep an eye out on Target to order yours.

[via Gizmodo]

Yoda Silk Tie: Dress for Success You Will

I remain ever grateful that I don’t have a job that requires me to wear ties. I only wear them when I absolutely have to and even then, I ditch the tie as soon as possible. Occasionally, I run across cool neckties that make wearing one at least a little more bearable for those who must wear one.

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The latest cool tie is this Yoda Silk Tie. The tie is navy blue with pink Yoda silhouettes all over it. From a distance, it looks like a normal patterned tie. You have to get up close to see that it’s actually something geeky.

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It’s made from 100% silk in Italy, not Dagobah. You can get your own Yoda tie at ThinkGeek for $64.99.

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Geeky Children’s Hooded Towels: Robeplaying

Bait your kids into taking a bath with these awesome hooded towels made by Etsy shop Middle Brained Canvas. They’re based on Star Wars, Harry Potter, Disney movies and of course dinosaurs.

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I want that white dinosaur towel so bad. Middle Brained Canvas sells the towels for $25 (USD) to $35 each.

[via Gizmodo]

Zen Buddha Batman and Yoda

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Be calm, you will. In terms of spiritual enlightenment nobody is above Yoda. Except maybe Buddha. And Batman. Because the caped crusader brings calm to Gotham City and he’ll bring calm to your city, probably in a less destructive way and with less grunting. MuckyChris on Etsy creates these fantastic Buddhafied versions of your favorite characters. Each is available in three sizes and multiple color choices.
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Wow Batman’s really put on a little weight there. He also makes zen Boba Fett, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, and more. Each one is 3-D printed from his home. Because what could be more zen than Chewbacca? And if you need some zen calming and gadget charging in your car, how about the Buddha Car Charger from our shop?

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Yoda Hot Air Balloon: Judge Me by My Head Size, Do You?

Despite his ability to kick butt, I’ve never feared Yoda. But if I saw this Yoda head hot air balloon filling the sky near me, I think I would wet my pants. He looks pretty scary, just hanging in the air, judging humanity.

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This giant Yoda head hot air balloon and a Darth Vader version were spotted at the 2014 Albuquerque International Balloon Festival. Vader looks pretty scary too.

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It’s too bad they didn’t fight up high in the sky. It probably would have ended with Vader’s head exploding in a ball of fire. That would be amazing. Even though that didn’t happen, you don’t see giant Star Wars heads floating in the sky everyday.

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[via Geekologie]

Star Wars Typography Art Cufflinks

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Here’s a sentence you probably don’t hear too often: take a look at these awesome cufflinks. These Star Wars Typography Art Cuff Links Star Wars Typography Art Cufflinks come in the shape of your favorite characters and feature psychedelic typography art on the front reminiscent of old Fillmore Auditorium rock posters from the 60′s.
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Each one has words that describe or pertain to the character of the cufflink. Like the Darth Vader one above with words like “empire”, “power” and “evil”. Here’s R2 in use:
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Another cool feature is that back of each one has either the Rebel or Empire insignia.
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Each pair or enamel and silver-plated cufflinks comes in a gift box. Available in 8 different styles- Boba Fett, R2D2, Darth Vader, Storm Trooper, Chewbacca, Clone Trooper, C3PO, and Yoda. (via iihih)
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Jedi Hunters are The Main Villains in Star Wars: Episode VII


The central cast of villains in Star Wars: Episode 7 has just been identified. They comprise of Lupita Nyong’o, Adam Driver and David Oyelowo. The threesome is basically a trio of Jedi Hunters....

Star Wars Hockey Goalie Masks by Bauer

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Sometimes you have to be a real Jedi to be a goalie in hockey, making saves at lightning fast speeds, sensing where the puck will be before it gets there. With this new line of Star Wars goalie masks from Bauer you can really be a Force in the net. There are five different Star Wars characters to choose from:
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Yoda might be small but he’s definitely extremely quick and very agile, especially for his age. Make the save, you will. Save or save not, there is no penalty.
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Storm Troopers aren’t known for being the best shot, which is probably why they’re sticking to defense here. They’re used to wearing a lot of padded armor and falling down, so perfect for a hockey goalie I guess. (OK, technically these are Shock Troopers from the Clone Wars, but close enough, right?)
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Boba Fett, for those goalkeepers that want to put a bounty on ice skating goons.
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The hero, Luke Skywalker. If there’s anyone who can save the day, or just make a bumbling save, it’s Luke. If you wear this mask, you might start off the first period with a little doubt and uncertainty but by overtime, it’s showtime. Shows Luke in battle on the ice planet of Hoth, appropriately enough.
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There’s always a villain. The Darth Vader goalie mask is ideal for those away games. Hey, the fans are going to boo you anyway, why not both look and play the villain. Very powerful.

Each mask has a Lexan EXL polycarbonate shell, a dual density mechanically attached liner with a cloth sweatband and a carbon steel round wire. Han may have shot first but Yoda made the save. Sweet.

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