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The Archimedean Turd is Perfect Crap

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This may be the most perfect pile of poo ever created. It’s made from gold, so it won’t come back up after you flush. Technically it’s a geometrically correct turd as well. The geometry of this poop sculpture is based on the combination of an Archimedean spiral and the Golden Ratio/phi in triangles.

You can even get the Archimedean turd in a shiny 18k gold-plated version to celebrate its golden ratio. That fancy turd will set you back a hefty $350, but you can get a matte charcoal or glossy black version for just $20. Such a deal!

What it really needs to be successful is a smiley face and a couple of beady eyes to resemble the poo emoji. People love emoji.

[via Geekologie]

Expect Crappy Service at the Poop Café

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This new cafe in Toronto is the s**t! The Poop Café Dessert Bar is a brand new restaurant opening up in Toronto later this month. It is fantastically fecal. No really. Everything on the menu is brown and looks like human excrement. Because humanity is doomed, that’s why.

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Customers eat out of toilet shaped dishes while sitting on top of fake toilets. They take the theme seriously. I have no idea if all the beverages look urine or if the napkins look like toilet paper, but if not they are really missing an opportunity. I also have to wonder if some of the more special items come with the odd piece of corn or peanuts.You might as well go all the way with the theme.

Presumably they came up with the idea to open this place after realizing that the ice cream and poop emojis are basically the same thing:

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[via The Independent via Incredible Things]

Unclog Your Toilet with the Poo Emoji Plunger

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Every bathroom needs a plunger. Why not class up the place with a Poo Emoji Plunger? Well, not really, since what we are talking about a smiling pile of poo. Makes sense though. If your toilet is blocked by poo, you need the power of poo to unclog it. But should you use this? No. Probably not.

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Yes, this thing really exists. In fact, it’s on Kickstarter right now raising funds for production. You can get one for just $15(USD), and a portion of your purchase will go to support clean water initiatives around the globe.

He’s gonna look great sitting in your bathroom, just waiting for his next big job. And he looks so happy about it. Which is just wrong. You fight fire with fire right? So fight poop with poop!

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[via Incredible Things]

ICYMI: Pig poop could make more eco-friendly roadways

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Today on In Case You Missed It: The chemical makeup of pig manure is so similar to petroleum that it's being tested as a more bio-friendly way to make asphalt roads, while the leftover bits can be used as fertilizer. Since pigs already produce 43 b...

ICYMI: Poop fuel, magnet-attached spherical tires and more

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Today on In Case You Missed It: UCLA's biofuels lab is doing interesting work with manure protein, to see if supply of a better kind of alternative fuel can be produced on an industrial scale. Goodyear is out with crazy futuristic prototype tires t...

It’s a Doggy Dog World: 2015 Dog Poop Calendar

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Dog Poop Calendar

If you’re still on the hunt for a calender for 2015, then this might be the one for you. You don’t have to be a fan of dogs or poop to appreciate the awesomeness of the 2015 Dog Poop Calendar. It’s weird, it’s fun, it’s kooky– it’s everything you should look for in a calendar, considering the fact that you’re probably going to be looking at it for the majority of the year.

In between assignments, appointments, meetings, and deadlines, looking at dogs poop every once in a while offers some comic relief so you don’t burn out from the stress of every day life. The calendar is available online for $15.

[ Product Page ] VIA [ Incredible Things ]

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Crappy Shirt and Equally Crappy Pair of Sneakers Are Covered in Poop Emoji

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Would you wear a shirt that’s covered in poop? What about high tops smeared with crap? You probably wouldn’t, unless it’s the ones made by Betabrand. At first glance, the shirt and shoes look like it’s feature an intricate pattern but look closely and you’ll see that it’s the crappiest shirt in the world–literally in a figurative sense of the word.

Because while they aren’t really covered in poop, they are covered in poop emojis. Close enough?

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Who knew poop could look so good? You can check them out here.

VIA [ Laughing Squid ]

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Janicki OmniProcessor Turns Sewage into Drinking Water: Poop2H2O

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NASA and Bear Grylls have proven that it’s possible to drink pee. If Janicki Industries has its way, someday we’ll be drinking water from poop and other waste materials too. Its OmniProcessor impressed no less than Microsoft co-founder and philanthropist Bill Gates, who even drank some of the poop-sourced water.

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According to Gates, sewage treatment facilities usually burn or bury waste. But Janicki’s OmniProcessor can turn sewer sludge into clean drinking water. Not only that, it uses the same sludge to power a generator, creating electricity to run itself with excess kilowatts to spare. It also converts some of the sewage into ash that can be sold as fertilizer.

Gates said the next version of the OmniProcessor “will handle waste from 100,000 people, producing up to 86,000 liters of potable water a day and a net 250 kw of electricity.” Check out his blog for more on this miracle machine.

[via Reddit]

Poop Emoji Pillow is the Crappiest Pillow Ever

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Poop Emoji Pillow

So this is the Poop Emoji pillow, and it’s the crappiest pillow that you can get. Not crappy, as in, sucky, but crappy because, well, that’s what the design is all about. You use emojis all the time these days, whether it’s in emails, text messages, or instant messages, and now that they’ve crossed over into the real world via Throwboy, then why not use it as well?

It’s as cushy and comfortable as you’d expect a pillow to be. The Poop Emoji pillow retails for $19.99. Apparently, poop is popular these days, because it’s currently completely sold out.

[ Product Page ] VIA [ LikeCool ]

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