Star Wars Clothes Hangers: Your Lack of Closet Space is Disturbing

If you’re always leaving your clothes lying around, you really need to clean up your act and start hanging them up. And what better way to hang your best duds but with these Star Wars character clothes hangers?

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Now Darth Vader, a Stormtrooper, Yoda and C-3PO will help keep your finest wearables up off the floor, while modeling them for you. Each hanger is made from sturdy MDF plywood with a metal hanging hook, which is also the way that Stormtroopers hang up their armor when they’re done battling Rebels for the day.

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So use the force to translate RunaTown into a language you understand, and buy the Star Wars clothing hangers for ¥3,240 (~$32 USD) each. Yoda in tie-dye is just wrong.

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Funko Fabrikations Plush Toys: Little Big Merchandise

Funko just made their chibi-style collectibles a thousand times cuter with their upcoming collection of plush figurines called Fabrikations. The first batch will consist of six figurines, featuring Batman, Yoda, Boba Fett, Greedo, Deadpool and Harley Quinn.

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That Greedo. How can anyone shoot that face? These Fabrikations will be released this June for $20 (USD) each. You can pre-order them from a variety of shops, including Amazon, Big Bad Toy Store, Entertainment Earth and ToyWiz. Final Fantasy VII and Xenogears Fabrikations would be awesome.

[via The Mary Sue]

Star Wars Dog Toys

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The Force is strong with this Star Wars Dog Collection at Petco. Featuring a galaxy wide array of geeky toys and accessories for your pooch like the multi-squeaker toys shown above. Each has many squeakers to keep your dog busy playing with characters like Jabba the Hutt (who wouldn’t want to take a bite of Tatooine’s vile gangster?), Darth Vader, and everyone’s favorite Wookiee Chewbacca (chew on Chewy). All that playing is making your dog tired. Have a nap here:
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It’s a Yoda Pet Bed (also available in Darth Vader). It’s 100% polyester with comfortable plush center and Yoda’s head as a backrest. Just two more naps and your dog will have completed his Jedi training. Enough resting, how about more dog toys?
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Let your dog sink it’s teeth (lightly) into the Stormtrooper Stick Toy, C-3PO Canvas Toy, and everyone’s favorite bounty hunter- Boba Fett. What about clothing?
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Your dog will look sharp in this Yoda Dog Hoodie. Other dog outfits available too.

To see the full collection of Star Wars dog toys and accessories, head on over here to Petco. And for you cat people, check out our post on Star Wars Cat Toys.

Star Wars Dog Toys

Star Wars Cat Toys

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Is your cat ready to use the Force? Check out this awesome new collection of Star Wars Cat Toys at Petco. There’s everything your cat needs to become a Jedi. Like the cat teasers above- available in Darth Vader, Tie Fighter, Millennium Falcon (so your cat can do the Kessel run in under 12 purrrrrsecs), and Yoda. Bond with your cat and entertain it at the same time. How about some mice toys:
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Love the details on these Stormtrooper and Darth Vader Mouse Toys (also available in Yoda/Chewbacca) with the helmets and body armor. Both have long string tails that will exercise your cat as it pounces and paws at these mouse toys. Don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the droids!
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Thee are the droids your cat is looking for. The R2-D2 and C3PO Ball Cat Toys come packed together with a third mylar ball too. The balls have colorful feathers and a rattle inside to kitty stimulated (because boredom leads to hate, hate leads to the Dark Side- or something like that). But your cat is a princess and not a Jedi, you say? How about this collar:
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The Princess Leia Cat Collar has both the Star Wars and Rebel Alliance logos and a D-ring to hold your cat’s tags. It makes for one pretty kitty.

Now your cat is ready to get fully geeked out. There’s even more Star Wars Cat toys and accessories available here. And for you dog owners out there, check out the Star Wars Dog Toys Collection.

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Star Wars Pancake Molds

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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, someone made the greatest breakfast ever. Star Wars pancakes! Breakfast of champions. These pancake molds are available in either Vehicles or Heroes and Villains. The vehicles lets you make the Millennium Falcon, X-Wing Fighter and a Tie Fighter while the characters set is Darth Vader, Yoda, and Stormtrooper.
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To make your geeky pancakes, just place the molds on a pre-heated griddle. Pour in your pancake batter. Once one side is set, remove the molds and flip the geekcakes over. Then make more. Don’t worry if you burn your pancakes, just tell everyone those went to the Dark Side. It’s all about marketing, right George Lucas?

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Pocky Lightsabers: An Elegant Candy for a More Civilized Age

Whether you’re on the Light or Dark Side of the Force, there’s one thing we can all agree on: Candy is good. Now, thanks to the confectionery makers of Japan, you can have your lightsaber and eat it too.

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These new Pocky stick candies from Glico measure 8 inches-long, so they’re more like breadsticks than candies. They’re available in a three flavors to satisfy your sweet tooth, including Yoda’s green tea, Sith strawberry and Goofy Skywalker grape.

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While they’re not officially available here in the states, you can find packs available for sale up on eBay for around $8 a box.

Glico is also offering a variety of other Star Wars inspired foodstuffs including some sort of Yoda and Darth Vader rice dishes:

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[via Eataku via FoodBeast]

Do or Do Not Go to Dog Grooming School, There is No Try

I guess you could say that this bizarre Yoda dog getup is a sort of Star Wars mullet. He’s Jedi master up front, with an Ewok in the back. For some reason, he looks legit. I must travel to his doggy planet and learn the ways of the Force. Screw it, he probably just wants biscuits all day long.

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Image Credit: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media

Ren Netherland of Animal Photography took these photos. He travels across America every year to document the most extreme grooming competitions the world has to offer. He’s obviously seen some pretty weird stuff – like this Yoda dog.

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Image Credit: Ren Netherland/Barcraft Media

This poor was shaved and colored to get his look just right. He also encountered some dogs dressed like Sesame Street characters and different Disney characters. That’s got to mess with their little doggy heads.

[via USA Today via Neatorama]

Yoda Coffee Cup Cozy

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The brew is strong with this one. Let Jedi Master Yoda keep your hands from scalding with this adorable Yoda Coffee Cup Cozy. I’m sorry- “Star Wars inspired” cozy- tell Goofy to call off the lawyers. You know that Yoda is renowned for his feats of coffee drinking- that’s what accounts for his stunted growth. Yeah, I went there….there is no try, my friends.

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