Join the Meat Parade!

Didja know October is Eat Country Ham Month? Me neither. But clearly such an important holiday deserves a theme song. Enter Meat Parade, a retro-style novelty record that cheerfully declares “With bacon, knockwurst, ham or lamb – you’ll never beat that meat!”

Naturally, the limited-edition 45 RPM record been pressed on colored vinyl that’s meant to look like a yummo ham steak.

Side one has the single Meat March, while the B-side features the bluesy single Slab O’ Meat. So what are you waiting for? Join the Meat Parade at Archie McPhee today!

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