Fisher-Price Boombox Ready to Bring the Noise

If you grew up in the ’80s, you might remember this classic Fisher-Price toy – a cassette player designed for just for kids. It was build from chunky, nearly indestructible plastic, and had big buttons on top for its basic functions. It also had terrible, tinny sound, but that’s no longer a problem thanks to HiFi Luggage.

These guys mod everything from suitcases to lunchboxes with high quality amplifiers and speakers, and for this build, they pimped out one of the aforementioned Fisher-Price cassette players and turned it into a boombox.

It’s now got 20 watts of digital amplification, a rechargeable 8 hour battery, and packs a two 3″ woofers, two 1.5″ passive radiators, and two 1.5″ speakers up front. The whole case has been sealed for optimal acoustics, and it’s been designed to kick out some serious volume for its size. Simply connect your device via Bluetooth, and you’ll be rocking today’s tunes on this classic ’80s relic.

Sadly, it no longer plays cassette tapes, which is a bit of a bummer, but as you can see, there really wasn’t any room inside to keep the mechanism. The LED-illuminated Bell Biv Devoe cassette has been permanently sealed inside. Still, it’s a pretty awesome build, but also quite pricey at $595. Check it out over on Etsy.

Rubik’s Candy Cube Comes Pre-Solved

Do you like puzzles? Well you won’t have any fun solving this one, because not only does this Rubik’s Cube come solved straight from the factory, it’s not really a puzzle at all. But there is one good thing about this version of the classic ’80s puzzler. It’s filled with candy.

I suppose you could turn the top part of this tin cube to one of its four possible positions, but that’s not much of a challenge now, is it? Boston America might have missed the mark by not actually providing a functional puzzle cube here, but they’ve done right by packing it with delicious and colorful fruit sours, so at least you can get your sugar fix.

You can grab the Rubik’s Candy Cube from Economy Candy for $2.80(USD) per tin, or $33.60 for a 12-pack.

Nintendo Game Boy Classic Watch Sadly Doesn’t Play Tetris

While it wasn’t the first handheld game system, the Nintendo Game Boy was the first one that really mattered. Despite the limitations of its green and grey LCD screen, it offered up a smart design, and some truly addictive games.

While you can still pick up a classic Game Boy on eBay starting around $25, it’s not the sort of thing you’re going to carry with you every day. On the other hand, this fun gamer’s wristwatch lets you have a Game Boy on your person all the time.

This officially-licensed Nintendo watch looks exactly like the classic Game Boy, just shrunk down to wrist size. It would have been super cool if they made it play games, but alas it simply tells the time on its LCD screen. The face buttons are just there for show too, and you set the time using a button on its side. Still, it looks neat, and is a fun tribute to a classic gaming system of yore.

If you want one, drop by ThinkGeek, who has the exclusive on these for just $14.99(USD).

The Floppotron Plays “Eye of the Tiger”

Survivor’s Eye of the Tiger will always be associated with Rocky III. After all, it was the theme song for 1982 boxing flick, in which Sly throws down with Mr. T. Given its era, it only make sense that the track would sound pretty darned good played on old computer equipment.

Paweł Zadrożniak’s computerized band is known as The Floppotron, and it’s known for playing many hits, using its array of old floppy drives, hard drives, scanners, and other bits of vintage electronic gear. The scanners make for an especially effective lead vocal and guitar track, while the floppies provide harmonies, and the hard drives thrash around as the rhythm section. Check it out:

Be sure to check out Paweł’s YouTube channel for lots of other Floppotron covers. My personal favorites are Europe’s The Final Countdown and Gorillaz’ Feel Good, Inc.

Was Beta Really Better than VHS?

Back in the ’80s, I was a huge proponent of BetaMax videotapes, though it was less about the image quality for me and more about the audio quality Beta Hi-Fi, which offered up far better sound quality than other video formats at the time. But for years, it’s been thought that Beta offered superior image quality, despite its ultimate loss in the home video format wars.

However, the reality is that most of us never saw a real comparison of the technologies, and just believed what we read in magazines (remember magazines?) To put to rest the great Beta vs VHS battle once and for all, the guys at Technology Connections decided to do a proper side-by-side faceoff between the two competing tape formats.

The video puts the two formats up against each other in a variety of split-screen showdowns, and if nothing else is a great way to see how far we’ve come in terms of image quality with today’s ubiquitous HD and 4K digital formats.

In the end, I found it really hard to tell the difference between most of the footage, and it seems as if it had more to do with which tape speed you recorded at (i.e. SP/LP/SLP, or Beta II/III), than the format of the recorder. Watch the video, and decide for yourself.

Golden Girls Dorbz Figures: Thank You For Being a Dorbz

The ’80s and ’90s brought us some of the most watched and funniest sitcoms of all time. After producers like Norman Lear broke ground in the ’70s, characters could be more realistic, with human flaws, and loads of snark and sarcasm. One of the best series of the era has got to be The Golden Girls, which followed the antics of four elderly ladies who spoke their minds, and paid no mind to their age. Fans of the show will soon be able to add these adorable Golden Girls Dorbz to their toy collections.

This Fall, Funko will be releasing Dorbz figures of Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia, each of which does a great job capturing the personality of its on-screen character – I especially like the glasses on Sophia. Lucky buyers may also stumble onto her rare “Chase” version which will come in one out of six boxes, and wears a “I’m ready! Take me Hurricane ’91” sweatshirt, which commemorates the silly NBC Hurricane Saturday crossover episode.

The figures go on sale this October, but you can pre-order them now over on Amazon now for about $10 each.

The Milton Bradley OMNI Was an 8-Track Tape Board Game

Boy, it’s been a really long time since I saw or heard an 8-track tape. These technological antiquities were insanely popular back in the 1960s and 1970s, but gradually went the way of the dinosaurs as they were replaced by more compact and longer-playing cassette tapes. But one thing that 8-tracks had that cassettes didn’t was the ability to quickly jump around to different stretches of music which run on different tracks. This led to the use of the cartridges for use in everything from toy robots to playing the voice tracks for animatronics at Disney World.

One of the more interesting uses for 8-track tapes was this unique 1980 board game from Milton Bradley, called the OMNI Entertainment System.

The $119 system offered a variety of cartridges, including quizzes, contests, and party games. This game system took advantage of the tapes’ ability to change tracks, and contained binary data on non-audible tracks which stored scoring data and the correct answers. Players pushed buttons to provide their answers to questions, and the player would read data from a non-audible track, then pause awaiting their answer. Once they entered their answer, it played the correct answer and adjusted their score appropriately.

Techmoan recently got their hands on one of these unusual game systems, and demonstrated how it works in this extensive video:

It’s a fascinating video, and well worth your time if you’re into retro tech or mechanical engineering. If you’d like to get your hands on an OMNI system for yourself, you can still find them from time to time on eBay.

Mattel Pocket Football and Basketball Shrink Down to Keychain Size

When I was a kid, I used to play the heck out of that Mattel Pocket Football game. I always sucked at kicking, but I was quite adept at running down the field fast as hell. Between that and Track and Field is where I developed all of my button-mashing skills.

Mattel also made versions of Basketball and Baseball that worked much in the same way, and later, they’d milk the franchise with sequels, and Sub Chase and Battlestar Galactica: Space Alert – because those are sports. These days, you can pick up remakes of the games as well, but the sounds are all wrong. Now, Mattel has created miniature versions of these games which are small enough to fit on your keychain.

They’re definitely not the same as the originals, but they’re still fun to play, and are easier to tote around than the classic games. The $12 games come in Football and Basketball variants, and measure just 2.75″ x 1.6″. With those LCD screens instead of LED screens, don’t expect to play these ones in the dark. I can’t find any video of them in action either, but I bet the sounds are all wrong too.

If you’d rather have the original games (which I definitely prefer), they can still be found over on eBay, and they’re really not that expensive.

Labyrinth Vinyl LP Pays Tribute to Henson and Bowie

Jim Henson released the weird and cool movie Labyrinth back in 1986, and while it wasn’t a huge hit back in the day, it’s gone on to become a classic. Beyond the cool puppetry, one of the most notable things about the flick was David Bowie played the bad guy Goblin King.

The soundtrack included several songs by Bowie, along with music by composer Trevor Jones. However, the soundtrack went out of production shortly after the film was released.

ThinkGeek has your back if you want some of those quirky ’80s tracks with a remastered version. The artwork on the sleeve is replicated from the original, and features has 12 original tracks, including Underground, Chilly Down, As the World Falls Down, Within You, and Magic Dance.